Bottlenecking

When the skin of a circumsized penis comes over the head, especially when cold.

Dude, check it out, I'm bottlenecking!" "Aw, dude, put that shit away!"

by Penn's May 22, 2011

bottlenecking

using pedestrian roadworks to such an effect that conversation can be struck up with a random member of the public with a view to taking them back to your place to rut

"How did you pick her up?"

"I bottlenecked her on Kilburn High Road"

by Alistair Drummond February 16, 2005

Bottleneck

1: (n.) A woman who can successfully deepthroat to completion without gagging.

2: (n.) A woman with no gag relfex.

1: Wow this girl I took home from the bar was definatly a bottleneck. She took the whole thing and wasn't when I finished.

2: She's definatly a bottleneck, she had no gag reflex at all.

by SweetAssAce December 14, 2009

bottleneckin'

To rampantly fuck anything or anyone up in caucous, yet cool (rockstar-like) manner.

To destroy your set/stage/instruments after an amazing show/concert would be bottleneckin' it.

by DesperadoXD July 6, 2005

bottlenecking

Using a bottle, preferably a glass one, to aide sexual stimulation.

"The young doctoral intern was astounded to find the farmer's penis lodged inside of the coke bottle while bottlenecking."

by b-run July 31, 2007

BottleNeck

When your personal trainer is around and you have to fart but you hold it in because he takes it way more seriously than you.

I can't believe this bottleneck man, my trainer loves thinking I'm signing up the next olympic bobsled team so i'll hold it in a little bit longer so he thinks his life has a purpose.

by realityHornet April 18, 2018

Bottlenecker

Is the derogatory name for people who fail to evolve to their respective society in a functioning way. The word was coined from an observation of sociopolitical evolution (or the lack thereof) pertaining to psychographic groups in America most likely to be arrested or suffer from perceived systemic oppression. The term "bottlenecker" can apply to anyone; though, it's most commonly associated with black people who are trapped in an evolutionarily psychological prison who use "systemic oppression" as an excuse for their cultural failures. Instead, there is the viewpoint of a socially evolutionary "bottleneck" pertaining to blacks who can't make it on their own in western civilization, in contrast with those who can.

Also known more pejoratively as "bottlenigger" when speaking specifically about blacks.

If you're black, pro-black, and a supporter of Black Lives Matter, you are nothing more than a bottlenecker to me.

by VannokenSven May 31, 2020