Any seasonal lawn decoration that has been or can be used as a sex doll or sex toy. Can be inflatable or rigid and may or may not be modified to support deviant acts.
My grandma called the police when she saw a drunk college student from down the street defiling her prized inflatable Santa Claus. When the Police arrived, they found him passed out holding a Christmas elf. He had apparently sealed the deal with Donner, Prancer, Rudolph's mouth, and Frosty the Snow Man. When questioned, he claimed that he became addicted to Lawn Pornaments after dropping acid while watching a Family Guy marathon.
by tidycat72 December 8, 2009
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Oh my god, will you look at that pornament! I always suspected Mrs. Claus had a thing for Rudolph and those elves. Now we really know why Rudolph's nose is always so bright at night!
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College of a little over 2,000 students in far west New York State. Parties are pretty good and most of the kids are all laid back and chill. Pretty much everybody does intermurals and when there is a basketball game the Reilly Center is jam packed full of students and fans. All of the residence halls are in decent shape but in the Summer of 2006 pretty much everything is being renovated. If you are a college senior deff apply and visit St. Bonaventure. GO BONNIES!!!!!!!!!!
Hey I heard you're going to St. Bonaventure. You're gonna have the greatest college experience...........EVER!!!!!
by St. Bona Kid May 4, 2006
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by jeff caton August 19, 2003
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Originated in the suburbs of St. Louis MO in St. Peters.
Originated in the suburbs of St. Louis MO in St. Peters.
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2. Moms used my idea of takin my old tires and makin urban ornament flower pots.
2. Moms used my idea of takin my old tires and makin urban ornament flower pots.
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