Ragnar Benson

Pseudonym of an author of several books detailing how to make explosives, guns, antibiotics, and both nonlethal and lethal ways of man-trapping. All his books are published by Paladin Press. The NSA will have a van outside your residence within a week of buying any of his publications.

Ragnar Benson wrote:

* Acquiring New ID : How To Easily Use The Latest Technology To Drop Out, Start Over, and Get On with Your Life

* Action Careers: Employment in the High-Risk Job Market

* Breath Of The Dragon: Homebuilt Flamethrowers

* Bull's Eye: Crossbow

* David's Tool Kit: A Citizen's Guide to Taking Out Big Brother's Heavy Weapons

* Do-It-Yourself Medicine: How to Find and Use the Most Effective Antibiotics, Painkillers, Anesthetics and Other Miracle Drugs... Without Costly Doctors' Prescriptions or Hospitals

* Eating Cheap

* The Greatest Explosions in History: Fire, Flash and Fury

* Guerrilla Gunsmithing: Quick And Dirty Methods For Fixing Firearms In Desperate Times

* Hardcore Poaching

* Home-Built Claymore Mines: A Blueprint For Survival

* Homemade C-4: A Recipe For Survival

* Homemade Grenade Launchers: Constructing The Ultimate Hobby Weapon

* Live Off The Land In The City And Country

* Mantrapping

* The Modern Survival Retreat

* Modern Weapons Caching: A Down-To-Earth Approach To Beating The Government Gun Grab

* The Most Dangerous Game: Advanced Mantrapping Techniques

* New And Improved C-4: Better-Than-Ever Recipes For Half The Money And Double the Fun

* Ragnar's Action Encyclopedia of Practical Knowledge and Proven Techniques (A compilation from some of his other books)

* Ragnar's Big Book Of Homemade Weapons: Building And Keeping Your Arsenal Secure

* Ragnar's Guide To Home And Recreational Use Of High Explosives

* Ragnar's Guide To Interviews, Investigations, And Interrogations: How To Conduct Them, How to Survive Them

* Ragnar's Guide to the Underground Economy

* Ragnar's Homemade Detonators

* Ragnar's Tall Tales

* Ragnar's Ten Best Traps: And A Few Others That Are Damn Good Too

* Ragnar's Urban Survival: A Hard-Times Guide to Staying Alive in the City

* Survivalist's Medicine Chest

* Survival Nurse: Running an Emergency Nursing Station Under Adverse Conditions

* Survival Poaching

* The Survival Retreat: A Total Plan For Retreat Defense

* Switchblade: The Ace Of Blades

* Switchblade: The Ace Of Blades (Revised Edition)

* Starting a New Life in Rural America: 21 Things You Need to Know Before You Make Your Move

by Raging Stallion August 3, 2009

bontoneous

A term commonly used by an individual who may be recognized in passing as a handsome young man, especially by Great Aunts and Grandmothers on Facebook posts which include job interview headshots, photos with girlfriends from formals, and really any post where they're smiling. This subset is comprised, generally, of brothers of Sigma Alpha Epsilon (they coined the term circa 2012, although they do not have exclusive rights of use) to denote a wild and fun time--imagine debauchery with less intercourse, although this need not necessarily be the case, especially if there's a Bolbi on the loose.

It is believed to be derived from a chant attributed to the fraternity, in which a line recites:

"Rah rah, bon ton, Sigma Alpha Epsilon!"

The subphrase "bon ton" has been extrapolated into bontoneous (adjective) and, to a lesser extent, bontoneity (noun).

Jacob: "Alright bois, I just finished my thesis, and I'm far too sober."
Woody: "Don't you worry, we've got a bontoneous time for you lined up back at the haus."

by the thorax August 4, 2019

frosty bronson

cold delicious beer.

I'm so fucking thirsty, I need a frosty bronson.

by yaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa March 1, 2009

Barry Bee Benson

our all seing lord and saviour. bow down to him and worship the true god

i worship barry bee benson

by swegmasta420blazeitqwikscoper February 27, 2017

tugger benson

wanking... you call it someone who bates profusely and has 'wankers walk' often complemented also by 2 inch thick specs but still cant fucking see

(shouted from accross the street) oreet tugger benson ... you off to a mass debate then son ??

by Kreaper February 10, 2009

Dunn Benson

A Dunn Benson is a term that is usually unheard of for a black pickle or a crap.

Setting: Family dinner
Ian: oh my stomach hurts :(
Katie: have you taken a Dunn Benson today?
Ian: no :(

Katie: that will make your stomach ache go away.
Ian runs into the bathroom

Katie gets a text. It's from Ian. There's no toilet paper in the bathroom.

Setting: Facebook IM between Ashley & Anders
Ashley: uggghh your so annoying!
Anders: what's your problem?!
Ashley: What's my problem! *rants*
Anders: Your being such a Dunn Benson right now.
Anders logs off Facebook

by IDavies32137 June 29, 2011

Dirty Bronson

The act of pooing in a sock and beating poeple about the head and face with it.

That filty whore was not giving it up so I had to give here a Dirty Bronson.

by Anonymous April 15, 2003