boneskulling

An event where you asspull your stuff out of your ass with no context and no sense whatsoever, this typically is confused with shepardsucking because both of them are mentally and intellectually deranged.

Osas: hey I saw zheng in shw.
Alesk: what did he do?
Osas: he was boneskulling btr with 10 barrel mortar shooting 100mm rounds with 4000 rpm
Alesk: oh that boneskulling shepardsuckering retarded asspuller.

by Gammag321 January 20, 2022

bonkus of the konkus

When you get hit on the head, bonked on the cranium. Hyperbolically, when your brain is scrombled and you're somehow out of commission. Originally from a Popeye comic panel.

Poor Popeye has bonkus of the konkus. Olive Oyl fainted when she heard the sad news.

by KidSister94 April 24, 2023

boneturd

When a male hollows out a piece of feces and inserts his penis into said hollowed feces. He then proceeds to have intercourse with a female.

Tom gave Meredith a boneturd. He said it stunk for weeks after.

by dyllicious January 27, 2011

bonequeque

noun - a person; most likely a female, who acts extremely ghetto, hoodrat
verb acting extremely ghetto or doing something out the norm that causes a scene

i cant believe that bonequeque went in Macys with a scarf on her head and cussed out the manager. she is so bonequeque

i cant believe that bonequeque went in Macys with a scarf on her head and cussed out the manager. she is so bonequeque!

by [g]j. December 23, 2009

bonekickers

People who enjoy kicking other people in the privates.Please note, these people want to kick the cock, not the balls.

Dear Points of View,

I was very unhappy after I watched Bonekickers on BBC1 last night.As the programmes title suggests, I expected to see at least one of the shows stars boot someone in the trouser-snake. But to my disbelief and horror, not one person was kicked in the pecker. Please rectify(erectify).

Confused from Scotland.

by Hello its M D August 15, 2008

bonequeef

When you fucking a girl and she queefs on your boner making it deflate.

I was fucking Amanda last night and she bonequeefed all over me.

by Thebonequeefer March 22, 2017

Bonerus

In keeping of the definition of the word "bonus" except, where as, pertaining to a situation which a male has a raging errection and could possibly enguage in sexual activity with a male or female depending on ones prefrence.

Tim: "I'm just happy to be home, were going to get so drunk and possibly get laid!"

Bob: "Yes tis a bonerus moment in time for all males!"

by Mr Rogers & Mr Bussian December 30, 2008