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finger boarding accident

emo kids use this expression to throw off adults when they are asked how they got cuts on their arms form cutting themselves. usually confuses an adult so much they stop asking.
teacher: how did you get those cuts all over your arm?

emo kid: i got in a finger boarding accident.
by wake & bake October 24, 2008
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checker boarding

The act of receiving a serious butt whoopin at the hands of a person or group of persons.
The New England Patriots are checker boarding the New York Jets right now
by pajama rich January 2, 2011
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Agapé Boarding School

A cult boarding school in Stockton, Missouri that uses vulnerable boys for profit. Known for Jurassic Elbows, Brown Town, The Padded Palace, and The Holy King James Version; Agapé is a safe haven for child predators and abusers. Don’t be fooled, this place is nothing like prison - boys at Agapé could never achieve basic human rights. If your boy likes the school enough, he can even join the staff and intermarry with the great country folks of Agape!
Q: Have you ever thought about sending Billy to Agapé Boarding School?
A: No Way! I don’t want him to have the lifelong trauma that comes with living around those hicks.
by Pushtheground February 11, 2021
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Worm Boarding

Worm Boarding is the act of placing a large cardboard box on top of a longboard and riding down a hill with 2 or more people inside of said box. Usually a refrigerator or water heater box works best. The bigger the hill, the better.
Dude #1 - Hey budday, let's go find a sick hill to worm board down!!!

Dude #2 - Count me in, I love Worm Boarding!!! And i'm not your budday, friend...
by Kevro10 August 10, 2010
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Death Boarding

A fierce high speed battle in which two people speed down a highway clutching a bandana, the person holding on at the end is the winner. It's like skate boarding, except safer
Fry: What's Death boarding?
Kid: It's like skateboarding except half the time someone dies
Fry: Oh, so it's safer than skateboading
by futurama fan December 28, 2010
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Sploosh Boarding

A form of skim boarding usually enjoyed by faggots.
"Me and Taylor went sploosh boarding at Brennans house last night"
by sonny223 December 10, 2008
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boarding school

boarding school also known as prep school, with the usual steryotype of boarding school = rich kids which is NOT completely true, dont read the It girl. lots of the kids in boarding school are on financial aid; majority get in becuase of their ACADEMIC TALENTS, excusee mwah. most of the kids at boarding school are some of the best students in the country. the most popular schools include exeter, andover, deerfield, milton, groton, choate, hotchkiss, lawrenceville, taft, st.paul's, etc.
Caroline: Oh, you go to boarding school? Which one? i go to andover.
Andy: well, i applied to st. paul's and milton, but got rejected from milton's and waitlisted on st. paul's.
by heynow April 10, 2006
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