An area of engineering concerned exclusively with creating complex machinery or simple objects to produce or aid in the reception of sexual gratification.
Verb form - I saw a movie once where the main characters attemped to bolmphgineer condoms from plastic wrap. . .for some reason they ended up covering their entire bodies with the stuff and just looking really stupid. It looked more like they were getting ready for a Berlin Steamer.
by Joey Cukamunga April 5, 2005
Get the bolmphgineering mug.The left-wing majority group of the Russian Social Democratic Workers' Party that adopted Lenin's theses on party organization in 1903.
The word Bolshevik, an emotionally charged term in English, is derived from an ordinary word in Russian, bol'she, "bigger, more," the comparative form of bol'sho, "big." The plural form Bol'sheviki was the name given to the majority faction at the Second Congress of the Russian Social Democratic Workers' Party in 1903 (the term is first recorded in English in 1907). The smaller faction was known as Men'sheviki, from men'she, "less, smaller," the comparative of maly, "little, few." The Bol'sheviki, who sided with Lenin in the split that followed the Congress, subsequently became the Russian Communist Party. In 1952 the word Bol'shevik was dropped as an official term in the Soviet Union, but it had long since passed into other languages, including English.
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“Omg Charles is Belphieing”
“HE’S MURDERING SOMEONE????!!”
“No chill he’s just being so cute cHARLES STOP DONT KILL THAT GIRL CHARLEEEEEEEES—“
“HE’S MURDERING SOMEONE????!!”
“No chill he’s just being so cute cHARLES STOP DONT KILL THAT GIRL CHARLEEEEEEEES—“
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Get the Belphieing mug.1. Short for William Taft IV’s Do-It-Yerself-Hand-Cranked-Bolmph-Engine. A mechanical apparatus invented during late 18th century by a southern plantation owner. Invention’s whose sole purpose is to stimulate the penis for masturbation. It consists of a wicker chair with an unsanded, unvarnished wooden box or cylinder that could be swiveled in place over the lap. Device was operated by a cast iron handle and crank on the right side to create a vibrating motion by turning a number of gears, sprockets and ratchets. Later models included a cast iron lever on the left side to simulate a pulling motion on the penis. When first tested by William in 1787 he was killed shortly after, when the lever broke off due to rapid pulling; and he drove several large wooden splinters into his pubic region, which became infected.
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by Will April 14, 2006
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In an attempt at Bolshevik Marketing, EA Game's chief design officer Patrick Soderlund says not to buy Battlefield 5 if you aren't woke enough.
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Originated from Roach Boy from Pittsburg CA when he was asked if he likes boys or girls and he responded “Boph”.
Originated from Roach Boy from Pittsburg CA when he was asked if he likes boys or girls and he responded “Boph”.
by Skreet Dictionary February 25, 2019
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