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Bleng

Blessed + Peng = Bleng
Yo g that’s a bleng trim
by Trashy_Sarah May 6, 2019
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Hungarian Hand Blender

When you combine feces, urine and semen inside your partner's anus and then use your hand to mix the contents. The feces can already be in there or you can defecate into your partner's anus yourself.
My girlfriend wanted me to give her a Hungarian hand blender. I'm not one to kink shame but that's taking it too far.
by Indy the Great January 12, 2019
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Belén

A name of spanish origin, typically given to beautiful girls who exceed at certain things. But often times think very badly of themselves, with low self esteem. Real conserved around unfamilars but a real live wire when shes comfortable. All around a great girl with a great personallity that will make you happy just by talking to her. She takes in your problems while dealing with her own. Also tends to be avid swimmers and sexy beasts. They never get to tan no matter the amount of sun they get. The name means Bethlehem, an old beautiful name passed down, through families
"Did you meet Belén?"

"The new girl? Shes quiet"

"Yeah at first, but i hung out with her and shes actually pretty cool."
by Your, mom? March 23, 2010
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Mexican Juice Blend

Taking your date out to chipotle or Taco Bell, then having anal later that night till her ass explodes with steamy hot diarrhea
by Tyhla October 31, 2020
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blendi

Old Albanian king; Pussy magnet; probably fucking ur girlfriend.
He’s Blendi ur gf bro I saw him.
Man he Blendi’s all the girls.
by Ballisleaf May 30, 2018
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blenda

Sexiest girl alive, that any guy will fall in love with. Also very nice and smart, pretty and with a wonderful hearth. Sensible and kind, can be also known as nymphomaniac: never get tired of sex. Perfect woman to marry and the dream of any man.
Guy 1: WOW did you see that girl over there? I wish I could marry her, she is so amazing!
Guy 2: I know, her name is Blenda.
by motherfuckaa December 23, 2011
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flander blender

n: The jabberwocky which is used frequently by Ned Flanders from Simpsons. (taken from fender bender)
Closest technical term could be tmesis
Ned Flanders: We're done for, we're done-diddly done for, we're done-diddly-doodily, done diddly-doodily, done diddly-doodly, done diddly-doodily!
Homer: Flanders! Snap out of it! *Stupid flander blender*
by Iconoblast March 16, 2011
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