A grotesque creature of impish stature and ambiguous gender. Lustful and crude, these little critters frequent nightclubs and bars in attempts to "integrate" into normal society. Often they can be spotted in tight clusters ogling women out of their league. But, every now and again an unsuspecting maiden is snatched away in a booze induced stupor to learn the horrors her brothers and father tried so hard to shelter her from. Boghobbits often represent themselves to social groups as skilled in the arts of seduction, when in reality they are mustached rapists from the swamps.
Friend: Hey Hayden, let's go out some time bro!
Me: Sure man, sounds fun!
Friend: Why not invite your roommate to come along as a wingman!
Me: Russo? Nah dude, he's a dirty Boghobbit.
Friend: Aw shit bro, explains a lot.
Me: Yeah, pretty awful, he slinks around the house leaving trails of smegma all over the place.
Me: Sure man, sounds fun!
Friend: Why not invite your roommate to come along as a wingman!
Me: Russo? Nah dude, he's a dirty Boghobbit.
Friend: Aw shit bro, explains a lot.
Me: Yeah, pretty awful, he slinks around the house leaving trails of smegma all over the place.
by JackTheQuipper May 27, 2011
Get the Boghobbit mug."Bogos Binted" is the only known translation that was produced from studying interstellar electromagnetic waves, coming from planet Kepler-22B. We believe it is an ancient race of otherworldly beings trying to communicate with a past version of ourselves, as they would have needed to calculate the time that both the light and the waves would travel in order to reach us. This means that in order to translate, we had to connect it to ancient languages, such as Ancient Pasylyptonian, and translate those messages to today's modern English.
Today, the message means that the person who spoke the words believes that the person receiving it is alien to them, and that they do not wish to make contact for a long time. This is due to the phrased roots, of being sent by aliens and not being received until millions of years later. Essentially, it can be used as an insult, or as a way to end a relationship.
Today, the message means that the person who spoke the words believes that the person receiving it is alien to them, and that they do not wish to make contact for a long time. This is due to the phrased roots, of being sent by aliens and not being received until millions of years later. Essentially, it can be used as an insult, or as a way to end a relationship.
by The kids are gone August 10, 2021
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A BOGO Bozo is the guy who buys an everyday item like Raisin Bran, gets one free, then can’t stop buying because the deal is so good. A BOGO Bozo can’t help themselves.
“Sell by” dates are meaningless to the BOGO Bozo. There’s a BOGO Bozo lurking inside all of us and in every household. Some have multiple Bozoes.
BOGO Bozo: I just paid $1.97 for two mega tubes of toothpaste!
BOGO Bozo roommate: We already have twelve lined up in the closet.
BOGO Bozo: Actually, it was only $1.96.
“Sell by” dates are meaningless to the BOGO Bozo. There’s a BOGO Bozo lurking inside all of us and in every household. Some have multiple Bozoes.
BOGO Bozo: I just paid $1.97 for two mega tubes of toothpaste!
BOGO Bozo roommate: We already have twelve lined up in the closet.
BOGO Bozo: Actually, it was only $1.96.
Honey I’m going to the grocery store
Didn’t you just come back?
Uhhh ...this morning maybe
Admit it ...you’re a BOGO Bozo!
Didn’t you just come back?
Uhhh ...this morning maybe
Admit it ...you’re a BOGO Bozo!
by Garbuster928 April 12, 2021
Get the BOGO Bozo mug.Bogone, when used in a sentence when talking to something or someone implies that the receiving party is being called a bogone. Related words: idiot, dunce, dumbass, fool, nincompoop, cretin, imbecile, dimwit, dope, clod, sod, fool, etc.
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I remembered what rapmonster said through the whole song for you because I missed you! BTS is more important so I forgot you had left the house.
OOPS! Jimin (the one that left) I forgot that u were part of BTS!! BOGO SHIPDA?
JESUS!! YALL NEEDS SOME HOLY WATER!
OOPS! Jimin (the one that left) I forgot that u were part of BTS!! BOGO SHIPDA?
JESUS!! YALL NEEDS SOME HOLY WATER!
by HARRY, YOUR A FAGGOT February 27, 2017
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by Nick June 17, 2005
Get the bloghopping mug.Noun. An investor, usually in the stock market, who's hanging on to his stock, which has plummeted appreciably.
Mo: "Kevin, did you dump that piece of shit stock yet?"
Kevin: "No, I forgot all about it. I closed my eyes for a second and when i woke up from my nap it was down 2 points."
Mo: "Oh man, you're a fukkin bagholder now. That shit's worthless. Why'd you listen to the pumptards?"
Kevin: "I know, I know. Ugh, I'm losin it...."
Kevin: "No, I forgot all about it. I closed my eyes for a second and when i woke up from my nap it was down 2 points."
Mo: "Oh man, you're a fukkin bagholder now. That shit's worthless. Why'd you listen to the pumptards?"
Kevin: "I know, I know. Ugh, I'm losin it...."
by stockman09 March 21, 2010
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