1 definition by Garbuster928
A BOGO Bozo is the guy who buys an everyday item like Raisin Bran, gets one free, then can’t stop buying because the deal is so good. A BOGO Bozo can’t help themselves.
“Sell by” dates are meaningless to the BOGO Bozo. There’s a BOGO Bozo lurking inside all of us and in every household. Some have multiple Bozoes.
BOGO Bozo: I just paid $1.97 for two mega tubes of toothpaste!
BOGO Bozo roommate: We already have twelve lined up in the closet.
BOGO Bozo: Actually, it was only $1.96.
“Sell by” dates are meaningless to the BOGO Bozo. There’s a BOGO Bozo lurking inside all of us and in every household. Some have multiple Bozoes.
BOGO Bozo: I just paid $1.97 for two mega tubes of toothpaste!
BOGO Bozo roommate: We already have twelve lined up in the closet.
BOGO Bozo: Actually, it was only $1.96.
Honey I’m going to the grocery store
Didn’t you just come back?
Uhhh ...this morning maybe
Admit it ...you’re a BOGO Bozo!
Didn’t you just come back?
Uhhh ...this morning maybe
Admit it ...you’re a BOGO Bozo!
by Garbuster928 April 12, 2021