Another one of those nutjob conspiracy theorist US House members that represent America's right-winged bottom of the barrel and the QAnon cult.
by Soul_Driver September 1, 2021
Get the Lauren Boebertmug. N: an over-the-trowsers tug job usually performed in a public place, such as a theatre, packed full of families and children.
Lauren was all set to lecture the libs on core family values when she suddenly got the urge to crack some wang so she leaned over and gave the gentleman sitting next to her the Boebert Express.
"Beetlejuice! Beetlejuice! Beetlejuice!...Awww, Lauren...thanks for the Boebert Express but now I need a new pair of undershorts..."
"Beetlejuice! Beetlejuice! Beetlejuice!...Awww, Lauren...thanks for the Boebert Express but now I need a new pair of undershorts..."
by BostonRarr December 8, 2023
Get the Boebert Expressmug. A handjob.
Last night we were on the couch watching a movie, and all of a sudden she's giving me a Boebert handshake.
by All Night Al April 8, 2024
Get the boebert handshakemug. When your drunk date gives you a hand job in the theater.
Alternatively; when, in a bipartisan manner, a politician attempts to Garner support from an opposing political party for the sake of compromise.
Alternatively; when, in a bipartisan manner, a politician attempts to Garner support from an opposing political party for the sake of compromise.
While at the theater my drunk and stoned date reached over and gave me the Boebert reach across!!
Alt; In order to win enough votes for passing a bill, the Republican politician attempted to "reach across the aisle" to gain support from her democratic rival
Alt; In order to win enough votes for passing a bill, the Republican politician attempted to "reach across the aisle" to gain support from her democratic rival
by Scartissue01 February 13, 2024
Get the The Boebert reach acrossmug. She told her husband “since she was only doing “the Boebert” she technically wasn’t cheating since she just met him and they were only groping in public
by Three Sisters September 22, 2023
Get the The Boebertmug. “my new girl crazy fam. She gave me a double boebert on our 2nd date"
"my girl gave me such a good double Bobert, I Marjorie Taylor Greened everywhere"
"my girl gave me such a good double Bobert, I Marjorie Taylor Greened everywhere"
by Phd. Michael Stock February 24, 2024
Get the Double Boebertmug. (noun) Like a Boebert, but done on a first date, while vaping. Preferably while singing "I love you. You love me" after drinking a double mouthful of the discount liquor store's finest whipped cream vodka.
Damn, girl, I knew you were as cheap and easy as dollar store mac-and-cheese, but that Sloppy Boebert...Dayuuum...
by Philbert T. Merkin III September 20, 2023
Get the Sloppy Boebertmug.