Blunderbus

A life-altering, extremely messed up mistake, usually referred to in jest, but in actuality, quite serious.

Man, getting totally fucked up last night, jumping off a bridge, breaking every bone in my body and ensuring myself a life of paralysis was a mightily defunct blunderbus.

by Vocalsmoothie August 16, 2011

Wildlife Piercing Blunderbuss

The Wildlife Piercing Blunderbuss was a weapon invented in the early 17th century. It was manly used to control the population of animals such as bald eagles and, tigers, and many others. This gun was ineffective at killing some animals Bears in particular thus the Bear Piercing Shotgun was invented. It is rumored that the Wildlife Piecing Shotgun is going to be the primary weapon of Duke in the upcoming Duke Nukem Forever, although this not been confirmed. This weapon unlike the Bear Piercing Shotgun cannot be shoulder mounted but some people claim that whilst sitting you can hold two with your feat allowing you to quadrupal wield, although this is not recommended because you need your feet to walk.

John Freeman looked on ground and saw wildlife Piercing Blunderbuss and picked it up.

by anonymous99999999 January 31, 2010

Blunderbuss

while having sex and without warning, one person stands up, shits in their own hand, and throws it at the other.

I surprised her last night with a blunderbuss.

by acmesmith April 9, 2005

golden blunderbus

Comes from the base of flooding the cave, but after peeing in the butt she farts it right back atcha like a golden shower

my gf wanted me to flood her cave but then she golden blunderbus'd me and ruined the sheets

by TheBastard Sun March 29, 2015

blunderbusses

A pair of extremely large breasts, particularly ones that are disproportionate to the rest of the woman's body.

Have you seen Kelly? She's a tiny girl, but man, she's got a pair of blunderbusses on her like you wouldn't believe!

by M-M-B May 30, 2008

blunderbuss

An uncharacteristic error, usually made by the goalkeeper or defensive line whilst playing FIFA that generally leads to conceding a goal.

Guy 1: Check out this awesome backheel to my keeper...
Guy 2: Haa burrrn! Blunderbuss! Blunderbuss! You've got a one way ticket on the Blunder Bus.
Guy 2: Eat a dick.

by dom January 22, 2013

Blunderbuss

1:A Big Ass Mofuckin Gat
2:A gun capable of relieving fools without much aimin

Honky#1:Damn, look at dat playa's gat!!
Honky#2:Dat ain't no gat that's a blunderbuss foo!! Run Bitch Run!!

by Drew January 15, 2003