Northern Blue Vein

A variation of the "Trouser Land Pike", the "Northern Blue Vein" results from the ingestion of excessive quantities of drugs targeting E.D.

"Jeezus Bill, I got a Northern Blue Vein here that wont quit ! I dont know whether to call the guinness book of world records, or get my ass to the E.R."

by smoother1 November 27, 2009

Blue Vein Throbber

very erect and non-flacid Penis/Cock

"Man, Jimmy really gave to me last night, especially because of his Blue Vein Throbber"

by Oldexphos April 26, 2015

blue veined custard chucker

A.K.A: Penis, Knob, Pink pogo stick etc. This term is usually used to describe a large shlong that chucks custard or semen(cum).

She saw his eyes penetrating her dress, though wishing that it was his blue veined custard chucker

by bigboy69 April 13, 2004

Blue Veined Custard Launcher

An insanely vulgar, if not funny name for ur dick/cock/penis/dong/schlong/willy etc.

"That massive blue veined custard launcher squirted it's man milk on me. Now I look like a polar bear I'm so white."

by StarSoupMan June 28, 2023

smoke the blue vein havana

To suck on a penis

Hey Babe, come and smoke the blue vein havana

by iamamanufan January 12, 2011

blue veined custard chucker

Extremely vulgar term for one's penis.

"How she wished that she was penetrated by his blue veined custard chucker."

by KHD July 17, 2003

Blue Veined Junket Pumper

Australian slang, similar to blue vein cane, used to describe the male genitalia. Fairly uncommon, but use is widespread, not restricted to certain areas.

"So i gave her some goodness from my BLUE VEINED JUNKET PUMPER"

by Old No7 March 4, 2008