BLORT

another way to say fuck\fucker or ass

you blort, well blort

by kk09 February 2, 2022

BLORTED

When killed in a videogame in an unexpected, over the top or ridiculous manner

We were playing squad and couldn't make it out of spawn we just kept getting blorted by a tank from across the map

by Ivanent April 1, 2022

blort

The remaining frozen (versus melted) portion of a malt or milkshake, which "blort"s out, into a blop, in your glass.

As Curtis pretended to drink from his stainless-steel malt glass, the sizeable vanilla blort gained speed exponentially.

by WhatDoesNireKnow December 15, 2025

Blort

The sound effect of someone stepping on a large fish.

'BLORT'!! Hey Maynard, quit stepping on my fish!

by Big Polla April 22, 2025

Blort

A somewhat derogatory term used to describe someone or something you dislike

Bro he is so blort

by Jacob Allen March 19, 2024

BLORT

It is a new cuss word

What the blort is wrong with cussing

by Baconpastatortoise March 6, 2022

blort

when you fill your diapee with poopies from pushies >:3

*playing with my toys*
*grrmbl*
my tummy hurts...
imma make pushies :3
*hrrggh*
*blort*
i love pushies and making poopies *smursh*

by pamperblowouts January 31, 2026