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Blonding

A condition affecting women at major universities across the united states. Symptoms include hair color becoming blonde, regardless of actually color, excessive use of white girl gangsta language, enlarging of the breasts, decrease in appetite and overall intelligence, narccissistic behavior as well as acute nymphomania and concurrent short-term memory loss. Rampant in Sorority houses. Normal onset is Sophmore year. Only cure is distance from any major university
"Allie has succumbed to the Blonding. She's just not the same person anymore."
by Johnny_Reb May 20, 2009
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Blondine

A girl that only cares about herself but LOVES a teacher named Mr Duffy ;) she is also in love with her friends.
omg blondine mr Duffy is coming!
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A fridge overflowing with beer
Anyone need a beer? I’ve got a bloating fridge
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bonting

(n) A small, smooth stone- typically palm-sized- whose presense brings comfort and companionship. Derived from the "The Big Alfie Out of Doors" storybook. Posessed of strong anthropomorphic qualities (although this writer does not preclude the possibilities of inappropriate connotations)
The bonting, held in the bear's paw, was deluged in soothing aloe pulp.
by alljokingaside September 7, 2021
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Bong blunting

Derived from rolling a blunt and sticking it in your down stem, and smoking it from the bong. Also bong jointing, holding a joint between idex and middle finger and holding it over the down stem and smoking from the bong that way.
I always find it relaxing to come home after a long day and begin bong blunting after a long day.
by Anon lion August 19, 2012
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blonking

Two ugly and/or fat people at a bar that you know are going home to have sex. The act of two ugly and/or fat people having sex.
They are definitely going to be blonking tonight
by DingoInDenver January 14, 2015
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blondin

A goo chewer that constantly stirs the pot. Usually someone from Kingston's wrong side of the tracks.
Man that guy pulled a blondin with that email he sent...
by doleh April 1, 2008
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