Blong

too hung up of a bitch

that blong is too blonged over her ex .

by niggamasterxxx April 8, 2025

Blong Rippin'

When someone hits a bong filled with a woman's period.

"Blong Rippin' is fucking gross and should never be done."

by SMOKEMADBLUNTSYOO January 12, 2009

bling blong

wordBling bling/word worn by suburban white kids.

Dag yo, check out the bling blong on that lacrosse player.

by Space Monkey June 1, 2003

bling blong

Bling Bling Worn By White Suburban Kids Or Milkshakes Endorsing Boost Mobile

Frylock: What're you wearing?
Master Shake: Bling blong baby. It represents my lifestyle and stratus as street-savvy irreverant youth who lives large, yet hunger for the next level in life. You know, Boost Mobile is the premium yoth foocus communication network and instant gateway to opportunities. That's the chirp! I gotta take this. Hey, where you at dawg?!

by Rudy90745 May 15, 2008

blung blong

better than bling bling

I gots the blung blong homeslice.

by benji September 15, 2004

captain blong

Hypebeast, goes to the gym daily and can’t stand to live without his Supreme x LV crossover clothing. Also a big fan of Vaseline because he needs to style his hair to perfection

What a captain blong, always concerned about his material products!

by DontTackMyBack January 4, 2018

bling blong

the feeling of being so consumed with whimsy that you spontaneously develop an unnatural bouncy aura around yourself.

"I hear he jumped off the bridge on purpose"
"no, I'm afraid it was a tragic unintentional death caused by a sudden onset of bling blong"
"may god rest his soul"

by Creature12 February 9, 2026