benji's definitions

fuckjack

A word to define someone for whom the word "jackfuck" does not do his/her true description justice

"Neil, you...you...fuckjack."

by Benji December 11, 2004

bedroom foot ball

When young boys "play football" in their room, normally just a chance to jump on top of each other on their beds and have a good time gay sex

Lets go play football in my room *wink wink*

by Benji December 14, 2002

banana problem

This term is derived from the story of the little girl who knew how to spell the word “banana” but didn’t know when to stop. This often relates to constant attempts to fix a computer.

i have to banana problem your damn computer everytime i come over. you fucking n00b!

by Benji March 13, 2005

bogging

Similar to minging.

You are bogging.
That shirt is bogging.

by benji April 2, 2003

flavor

a linux distro(distribution)

me-what flavor of linux you running?
idiot-flavor?
me-yea, flavor, you know, distro
idiot-ooooooh, um xp pro
me-you idiot! thats windows, not linux
idiot-well then i dont know
me-get out of my face!
me again-idiot

by Benji March 8, 2005

Led Zeppelin

A very good band.. but also a very overrated band.. if you say you like Led Zeppelin but all you can say is YEEEY STAIRWAY TO HEAVEN AND ROCK AND ROLL AND KASHMIR i luvvv them omgo mogm ogm omg ... you are wrong ... im not saying those songs are bad .. im just saying that you are not a true Led Zep fan.. and you need to listen to songs like Celebration Day, Out On The Tiles, and Gallows Pole and things like that .. tahts the real Led ... and they did not spawn heavy metal... heavy metal... is gay .. and sad... bye

yeey Stairway to Heaven .. I LUVV LED ZEP


(SMACK!)

by benji May 13, 2005

off the trolly

This term describes the behavior of a program that malfunctions and goes catatonic, but doesn't actually crash or automatically close.

this app is off the trolly

by benji May 13, 2005