benji's definitions

nameen

The guy that works at the 7-11.

"Hey Nameen, pump 3 and a lotto ticket"

by Benji July 22, 2004

tragedy

oscar wilde said "tragedy is when i cut my finger, comedy is when you fall down an open manhole cover and die".

"oh man, i broke a nail, what a tragedy"
"that dude just fell into an open sewer and died! hahaha!"

by Benji July 27, 2003

banana problem

This term is derived from the story of the little girl who knew how to spell the word “banana” but didn’t know when to stop. This often relates to constant attempts to fix a computer.

i have to banana problem your damn computer everytime i come over. you fucking n00b!

by Benji March 13, 2005

off the trolly

This term describes the behavior of a program that malfunctions and goes catatonic, but doesn't actually crash or automatically close.

this app is off the trolly

by benji May 13, 2005

fuckjack

A word to define someone for whom the word "jackfuck" does not do his/her true description justice

"Neil, you...you...fuckjack."

by Benji December 11, 2004

bedroom foot ball

When young boys "play football" in their room, normally just a chance to jump on top of each other on their beds and have a good time gay sex

Lets go play football in my room *wink wink*

by Benji December 14, 2002

zphn

Most talented Counter-Strike alive today.
He is in clan #destinatus // www.destinatus.com
Past clans: Syndicate, Fatal Error, Gen'i

"OMG ACED d00d !! better GO MAKE MOVIE OUTTA THAT@!_@!*$&@"
"zphN cAN u SIGN My PAD??!!@*(#!"

by Benji March 13, 2004