jerk blocking

when you really want to jerk off, but someone like your sister, parents, or friends keep bothering you and won't leave you alone. It is very annoying and depressing.

I was trying to jerk off last night, but my sister kept telling me all these stories and she wouldn't leave me alone.

Wow, she was jerk blocking you all night.

by 877372 May 16, 2009

Blocking spree

When you block a whole bunch of people on facebook for no particular reason.

This morning I was on facebook, and I looked at the friend finder. That's when I decided it was time for a blocking spree.

by SsBeef January 29, 2015

boincing

all that the greatest band, brokencyde does. To boince is to carry swagger and wear a dope scarf with a range rover or a luxury sedan in the back. Also you must wear emo clothes, and have skunk style hair with multi colours.

"dude last night at the bar i was boincing so hard, that the dj gave me a shout out",

"yo look at that freaxxxx boincing hard!, all he does is boince"

by Cream Dream September 5, 2009

COD Blocking

When your wife or girlfriend wants you to spend time with her
instead of playing Call of Duty.

Sorry, I can't play with you guys tonight. My wife is Cod Blocking me again.

by Ron27 September 4, 2010

Bonking

In endurance sports, particularly cycling and running, hitting the wall or the bonk describes a condition caused by the depletion of glycogen stores in the liver and muscles, which manifests itself by precipitous fatigue and loss of energy. Milder instances can be remedied by brief rest and the ingestion of food or drinks containing carbohydrates. The condition can usually be avoided by ensuring that glycogen levels are high when the exercise begins, maintaining glycogen levels during exercise by eating or drinking carbohydrate-rich substances, or by reducing exercise intensity.

I bonked at 80 miles, just nothing left in the legs.

I completed the marathon without bonking.

by BodyAttacker May 16, 2011

blinking 12 generation

The typically 50+ year old individuals who have a blinking 12:00 on their VCR. These people frequently have difficulty understanding and using anything electronic or computer related. If they do use such devices, it will normally be only for exactly their use, no more.

My dad asked me to program a show on his VCR because he is a member of the blinking 12 generation.

by Mark Greenblatt July 3, 2005

snot blocking

Avoiding a persons romantic advances by blowing snot out ones nose.

The only way for Lucy to avoid Dylan's kiss was by snot blocking him.

by Declan8 May 20, 2016