blogkward

Describes a post or comment on a blog that makes other bloggers or the audience of the blog feel awkward.

"I spent my weekend watching High School Musical 2, which was superrad, starring a superChad, and which made me superglad (and is not just a superfad)," wrote Haining.

Brendan replied, "It's kind of like the time you broke your hand and..."

"PLEASE stop being blogkward, you two" interrupted Stefanie. "It's making everyone uncomfortable."

by BCorc October 23, 2007

Blogtard

Blogtard is a person who loves blogging.

Mary loves blogging, and she is a happy blogtard

by frkphl September 29, 2011

blacktarring

The practice of making beloved light skinned characters dark-skinned in reboots. Examples April O'Neill, The Gunslinger, Annie

In an effort to pander to SJWs and virtue signal, Hollywood indulges in the practice of blacktarring once beloved characters .

by Alphabet.com February 6, 2018

cock blockade

Scenario where more than one male or groups of males prevent one person from hooking up or talking to a girl.

Sonny: So did you get with Linda at the party?
Mike: Nah bro, Sam, Dan kept interupting on purpose, and Dustin was cock blocking, it was a freaking cock blockade, I couldn't get through.

by Moojostuff November 18, 2009

Glocktard

a fake cop who always shoots himself in the arse when aiming.

Capt.: Where's Jerry?
Cop 1: Sir he is on duty?
Capt: With his own glock?!
Cop 1: Yes sir I dont underestand the issue?
Cop: YOU RETARD JERRY WAS NEVER ADMITTED AS A COP AND IS A GLOCKTARD!!!

by Villmar March 1, 2021

[Brockward]

A Term Made by Assorted Mission Teens Refering To A Freind Whom Of Which Is Totally Aweosme But Around The Ladies Fails Miserably

Man He Totally Blew It With That Chick, The Whole Thing Was Brockward.

by Randy- April 13, 2007

Booktard

book·tard \book-tahrd\ 1 An individual who works at a buy/sell/trade book, music or other media pawn type business, who has a major superiority complex in which they feel their beliefs and standards for incoming and outgoing trends are ALL that is law. These prototypical "hipsters", "trend starters", and "scene-setters" (almost always of the faux variety), often spend their free time in a herd of booktards, at their place of business, or accompanied by the bookmanites at a local art viewing or similar gala only to scoff if only for the sole reason to be derisive. booktards are also often referred to as bookmanites.

Dude! did you see that booktard in there? he made fun of your chucks, and his t-shirt said "I listen to bands that aren't even out yet.", what a douche.

by LevArtation February 20, 2011