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Blockbuster

A movie and video game rental company. They supposedly no longer charge late fees for their items - primarily because Netflix is kicking their ass in market share. However, this is misleading, because individual stores are not required to honor that commitment!
I have yet to see one single local Blockbuster that doesn't have a sign reading "we do not participate in the 'No Late Fees' policy as advertised on T.V."
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Blockbuster Video

A DVD rental store that's as ancient as Madonna's boobs.
Stan: You should try to get it on that ancient civilization show so people can see how cultures used to live."

Randy: Oh ha ha ha ha, I get it. Blockbuster Video is so out of date it's ancient, hahaha Sharon, I get it.

Sharon: I didn't say anything.

Randy: You were thinking it! But you're wrong! The average person still wants to rent movies they can hold in their hands! We're gonna have customers up our ass, Sharon. Up! Our! Ass!
by WTF123 July 5, 2014
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Blockbuster Luster

A person who hates a film unless it contains amazing actions scenes, high paid actors, and top notch special effects.
Wow Rico is such a Blockbuster Luster... his favorite movies are Transformers 2 and Avatar.
by Palient February 20, 2011
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BlockBuster Bitches

BlockBuster Bitches are hoes that you rent for a small period of time. Just like BlockBuster, the bitch might be rented out and you gotta come back next weekend to see if they available. As they get older they get moved to the back of the establishment and the new ones get put on display.
James: You still messin' wit them BlockBuster Bitches?

Me: Every bitch a BlockBuster Bitch lowkey

James: You right
by Mr. Rugby November 3, 2020
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Blockbluster

An expensive, overly-hyped movie which turns out to be a major flop.
"Heaven's Gate" and "Ishtar" were two of the worst blockblusters ever made.
by Crossfire905 January 14, 2010
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Blockbuster

This video store chain that ended up going bankrupt after people started using Netflix and when they started the whole "no late fees" policy at Blockbuster.
"Let's go to Blockbuster...wait it no longer is in business. Oh well. There's always gonna be Netflix!"
by dudelistico2012 August 13, 2011
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