Wizard Blading

A form of “blading”, or inline skating, in which large wheels are connected by a solid metal frame. The sport is quite similar to slalom skating, but with one crucial difference. By identifying themselves as “wizards”, the wizards exclude witches. This has a double meaning, slalom skaters use witches cones, and wizard skaters are insecure middle aged men who are worried they will be perceived as participating in a “woman’s” sport. Despite the misogyny the products themselves are very expensive.

Hey, want to go wizard blading?

Sorry I can’t come wizard blading, because I’m a witch.

I’m the daughter of the witches the wizard bladers didn’t burn.

by Bladertariat May 1, 2022

blonding

The act of listening to Frank Ocean's 2016 masterpiece "Blonde," usually late at night (between 2am and 5am) where you cry as you bathe in nostalgia and regret and reflect on life, your feelings and your mistakes.

Girl texting you at 4am: Hey, you up? ;)

Guy: Stfu i'm blonding

by Tom412 December 24, 2019

blooding

when you have a cut and you are bleeding out.

"Hey, look guys...I'm blooding."

by SWGT April 14, 2009

Night Blading

Same as Roller Blading only at night. If you are outside and it's night time while roller blading then you are Night Blading.

I was night blading and I almost got hit by a car! He did not see me cuzz it was night outside...

by 8-bit_zombie September 6, 2007

roller blading

When having sex with a heavy set woman:
Man inserts penis into the fat between her shoulder blades, and thrusts, causing his balls to roll over her shoulder blades

Bro1: "Hey man, hogging last night was intense!"

Bro2: "Yeah man, that chick i picked up was totally into roller blading, it completely caugh5 me by surprise!"

by Dashteve May 22, 2018

blonding

1. confused, ditzy, generally out of it. (like a blonde)
2. high, intoxicated (in a state of confusion, as a blonde would be)

"kristin said she'd bring me some weed but she's all lalala and blonding so she totally forgot."

by lauren August 30, 2003

Car blooding

Where one or more people throw blood on a car and often many at one time and most often by getting a bucket of blood and dumping it over the side of an overpass so that it will fall on the cars passing below. This is often done by people in the wealth reform movement and/or american communist movement and/or anarchist etc. to protest and respresent the blood of the 16,000 people who starve to death somewhere in the world everyday which the people in the developed world are responsible for because it gobbles up a the wealth.

Lets do some car blooding.

by The Fury 13 December 11, 2010