tubby beardo

A fat weird dude with a beard.

Geez, this bar is full of tubby beardos. Let's get out of here.

by dirtyhobogoat September 24, 2016

Beardo

Beardo is the name of a legendary murderer. He supposedly works in a high school in New Jersey as a janitor. He kills people by rubbing his beard all over them until they are dead. During a bearding you may hear Beardo say things like: "Oh yeah, you're going to get the beard" or "I'm going to rub my beard all over you." Beardo makes a noise when he's bearding someone. You can imitate the noise by doing the following: Open your mouth and keep your lips loose. Make a low-pitched hum while shaking your head from side to side. Don't do this for long however because you might attract Beardo.

Unsuspecting victim: "What was that? I sure hope it wasn't Beardo waiting to beard me!"

Beardo: "Oh yeah, I’m going to beard you so good! <Beardo's noise>

Victim being bearded: "No, no, please no, anything but the beard!"

Beardo: “The beard is exactly what you're going to get!"

by BeardoFinder March 5, 2008

Beardo

Followers/musicians of the "whispering beard" style of folk music which originated in the Appalachian region of Kentucky specifically from the town of Whispering Beard on or around Whispering Beard Mountain in the Cumberland Gap area near the Kentucky, Virginia border.

A fan of folk music primarily but not exclusively bluegrass music.

A person who claims to be from the area of Whispering Beard.

Look at that beardo over there by the banjo.

by Jobadiah February 10, 2009

Beardo

Beardo is the name of a singer/songrwiter based out of California. His musical compositions are generally about low-life's, destroying the government, or making life a party. The genres that he plays vary from rap to rock. So far his most popular song has been "John Lennon," however it hasn't been put up for download. However he does have 3 songs, available on iTunes, called "Girls Girls Girls and Pills" "Losers" and "On the Run. He is signed with Shoot to Kill records. Beardo is usually assosciated with a group of rap artists, The Dyslexic Speedreaders, who are composed of three other rappers (Mickey Avalon, Dirt Nasty, and Andre Legacy).

- "Yo did you see Beardo last night?"
-"Ya man, he totally ripped it up at the Roxy."

by lucdshiznat June 4, 2008

Beardo

A man (or woman) who wears a bushy beard and also happens to sleep in parking lots. Beardos typically have strong feelings for their beard.

Worker 1: Who's is that guy with the bushy red beard sleeping in the office parking lot every time I go for lunch??

Worker 2: Oh, he's a beardo! Take great care around him or you risk getting punched by his beard!

by Ninja-neer March 16, 2011

beardo

a hipster with a big ol', unruly, full-facial beard (and usually wearing a hoodie or knit hat)

Me: The gastropub in Fishtown was so filled with beardos we had to leave.
You: With what???
Me: You know - bearded hipsters wearing hoodies, and (even though they're hanging in a "gastropub") drinking PBR & Miller High Life.

by salthebeardo March 1, 2009

beardo

A strange, weird, hard-to-figure-out-don't-want-to type of person. Someone who looks as though they are up to no good, or pondering some sort of revenge. This is attained by having a perplexing look on their face while slowly stroking their facial hair. This kind person over-thinks every situation and believe there is a mass conspiracy out to get them. There is also stupid questions like, "Are you mad at me?" posed at inopportune moments of time.

Dude #1: "Who the fuck is that guy? And what the fuck is wrong with him?"
Dude #2: "That beardo? Nobody is sure what is wrong with him. Just ignore him, and hope he does the same to you."

by The MI Shocker December 16, 2013