Braytonism

A mental disorder characterized by lying without lying, talking in circles, and always taking it a little too Farr.

He has a serious case of Braytonism.

by Brie007 February 16, 2018

Blantoning

To engage in the act of coitus, usually oral sex, with a much older individual in order to further one's career or to gain a higher respect from the authority in an organization.

God, dude, here we are, we have zero respect and she is over there blantoning her way to the top.

I still cant believe that someone has not caught her blantoning.

by john dicklicks April 18, 2010

blastonian institute

any location where cocaine is being done.

"Yo, you trying to get up right now?"

"Nah man I'm at the Blastonian Institute right now."

by StealsyourstereO November 12, 2006

blanton

a bdsm term for when you want a candle filled with melted candle wax shoved into your ear.

oh harder harder harder fucktard oh god just give me a blanton already quit with the foreplay already and give me that fucking blanton already!!!

by daky182 May 18, 2011

blyton

A person given to bullshitting. Derives from the children's author, Enid Blyton, i.e. a storyteller.

"I fucked that Natalie Imbruglia once."
"Go and bollocks, Blyton!"

by Doll Revolution August 6, 2003

blaiton

blaiton is a really classy guy that comes on strong but after a while, he becomes a really sweet and funny guy that everyone would want to be around.

Blaiton is so hilarious.

by lola_girl33 January 31, 2018

Blytons

Cockney rhyming slang for ecstasy pills. Can be used as either Enid Blytons, Enids, or Blytons.

Anyone got any Blytons? Fucking swwwweet mate.!

by parpsenwilson July 3, 2018