Definitions by parpsenwilson

Blytons 

Cockney rhyming slang for ecstasy pills. Can be used as either Enid Blytons, Enids, or Blytons.

Anyone got any Blytons? Fucking swwwweet mate.!

Blytons by parpsenwilson July 3, 2018

parpsen wilson 

Taken from the word Parpsen, meaning - cocaine. Parks & Wilson were a dance act from the 90's, a time that was famous for the introduction to cocaine into UK clubbing.

Put some Prog on, and rack up the Parpsen Wilson!

parpsen wilson by parpsenwilson July 3, 2018

Hunstanton 

A better use for one of those clothing security tags.. Incredibly useful tool for breaking up one of those pesky rocks of cocaine in the toilets of a club or bar.

Oh mate, this parpsen is a fucking rock! I aint messing about in here, the bouncers are outside, give me the Hunstanton!

Hunstanton by parpsenwilson June 13, 2018