Blamestorming

(noun)

1. A meeting intended to determine why a deadline was missed or a project failed, and who was responsible.

I just got out of a three hour blamestorming session with IT about the server failure last week; Someone's going to end up in unemployment over this.

by naz_ghul March 14, 2003

Blamestorming

Sitting around in a group, discussing why a deadline was missed or a project failed, and identifying a scapegoat.

After a second customer refused to sign their newly-and-incompetently-redesigned "three-tier" support agreement, the VP of Support and the COO held a blamestorming session and decided to pin the problem on the customer rep, who was subsequently fired.

by Best Served Cold May 7, 2010

Blatas

When someone becomes so overcome with neurosis they simultaneously shit their pants and ejaculate.

While waiting for Chase to enter him, Bill became so anxious that he Blatased all over the San Franciscan bath house.

by Blatas May 20, 2015

Bates Motel

Any Motel you die in.

"I talked to him from his room last night, and he was fine."

"Incredible. He checked in but didn't check out"

"Must have been the Bates Motel," man.

by berkboy August 26, 2012

norman bates

A psycho. Someone with obsessive behavior or scary eyes

"That fucker's scaring me"
"Who"
"Norman bates over there"

by SteveDave May 9, 2003

pulling a john bates

When you look someone straight in the eye and ask the dumbest question possible as if you are sincere with your question knowing damn well the answer.

Going to the loan officer at the bank and telling them you have a 400 credit score with multiple chargeoffs, no job or income and you live on your friends couch and absolutely no way of making the loan payments and then asking if you could qualify for a $400,000 unsecured credit line with the lowest interest rate. The loan officer looks you straight in the eye and asks you if you are "pulling a John Bates" on me?

by direct007a November 23, 2016

blue blazes

an imaginary place somewhere on earth that is said to be excruciatingly hot. invented by old people.

grandma: my goodness, its hotter than blue blazes in here!
me: where is blue blazes?
grandma: i don't know, but i'm guessing its somewhere hot.

by brett69xxx September 23, 2009