Blatas

When someone becomes so overcome with neurosis they simultaneously shit their pants and ejaculate.

While waiting for Chase to enter him, Bill became so anxious that he Blatased all over the San Franciscan bath house.

by Blatas May 20, 2015

Blastasaurus Rex

Someone who smokes (or "blasts") weed all the time, or someone who has been smoking weed for a long time.

Eric used to be such a Blastasaurus Rex, but now he done got himself religion.

by Shit_4_Brains June 23, 2007

paul blart mall cop

One of the best anime ever made. It is almost as good as Shrek.

Let's watch Paul Blart mall cop today! It is a good anime!

by Hortler_the_great October 11, 2017

Bartaloan

to swindle, to obtain money, deceitful methods, deceptive in multiple ways.

"To make or try to make (someone) do something they don't want to."

Bartaloan; (Bart-A-Loan) to swindle, convince, preasure or munipulate. someone into buying, take ownership for something they don't need or want, but making them think that they want or need it.

Dude, I'm gona bartaloan this guy into this new car, so I can have party money this weekend.

by Quadman July 3, 2008

Blabtard

Someone who acts like a fucking idiot doing the absolute stupidest things when they know they're wrong.

Nathan what the hell! You're such a blabtard!

by JVATYT February 7, 2022

Blabtard

Someone who never stops talking about the stupidest shit. Somebody that you wish you could just knock some sense into and tell them to stop being a dumbass.

Nathan, you're such a blabtard.

by JVATYT February 7, 2022

Blatant

Very noticeable; used in reference to rude or malicious intent/behavior.

His blatant favoritism didn't win him many firends amongst the other competitors.

by Diggity Monkeez March 28, 2005