Blarch

Sloppy fat person; a slob or grossly overweight individual

He needs to lose weight; he’s become a total blarch.

by Big Tummy June 22, 2018

Blash

In homosexual culture.

When two "bottoms" or "subs" attempt to have sex, and fail, because neither of them can penetrate the other.

"dude, why didnt they work out?"
"Blash..."

by Nate_StopTheBlash March 27, 2010

blasshole

a black asshole; any person of dark complexion that acts like an asshole

Fuck PITT, Levance Fields is such a blasshole.

by GMile March 28, 2009

Bearsharktopus

The organic lovechild of a 3-way between a Bear, a Shark and an Octopus. Has all the awesome traits of each animal in one crossbreeding superior being.

"My coworker quit smoking and she's acting like a Bearsharktopus today!"

by Cross Breading Junkie September 24, 2009

blarghenheimer

to put things under yur nutsack

dude ii blarghenheimered that weed

by iimfly4awhiteguy February 20, 2009

Blarphing

When your getting a blow job and you get so relaxed that you accidentally fart in her mouth.

Dude she was giving me such good head I kept Blarphing in her mouth.

by HonkeyDonkeyDoo May 22, 2017

barshnegoon

1. To borrow something with the intent of never returning it.

I thought to myself "I really need a stapler", so I went over to Milton's office and barshnegooned his.

by Dennis Wurster September 17, 2007