Blagitty-doo

(n) An old fart who should not be in any form of the government.

The US government is full of blagitty-doos.

by Happe-R January 7, 2012

blargicide

The feeling of being bored to death by a conversation that you may or may not be involved in, in result you fall asleep until the conversation is over.

"Hey what happened to Steve?" "Harry, look at him, you made him commit blargicide with your endless story.."
"You're going to make me commit blargicide, quit talking like a robot!"
"Look at Carol, the teacher made her commit blargicide, i bet she will only wake up when the bell rings for lunch."

by The Unintelligent Librarian April 20, 2018

Blarget

An individual who is prone to developing Crohn’s disease at a young age. Also is considered funny due to excessive farting and taking massive dumps.

Look at that blarget, he’s pooping in the yard again!

by NardNardler August 23, 2021

Blargatin

This word is a lot like the word blud or bro, it is just much more quirky and funny.

This word was made and created by _rubygem on discord

naw blargatin did not just say that.
blargatin is tweaking.

by _rubygem February 6, 2024

Blarging

Blowing your nose in the vagina of an old corpse.

I just went blarging at the funeral home.

by DictionaryWeb February 18, 2024

Beef Blarget

The act of regularly farting, with a little log-like surprise after the initial toot.

Did you see him? Homie just pulled a beef blarget!

by NardNardler August 23, 2021