The Bargain Harold

You really need to secure the services of a 'lady of the night', but you don't have much cash, so you have to settle for a dirty transvestite.

"I was completely broke and needed to bust one off, so I had to settle for The Bargain Harold."

by Headmaster Doc and Dr. Dutchie July 20, 2008

bargainous

New York City c. 1995

bargain

bargainous: to be considered an exceptional bargain; ridiculously cheap.

"Yo, Jerome got ounces of White Widow for fo' hunned. That's fuckin bargainous, dude."

by FlavorDave July 11, 2004

Bargain Bin Babies

Black, Asian or retarded children adopted by white parents in the attempt to look charitable but really because the relevant authorities have deemed them incompetent. Either that or because they are too cheap. abr. Bargain bins

What is up with Angelina Jolie? Getting all those bargain bin babies?

by bcp23 December 17, 2008

bargain for time

To have more time than you thought - usually in a drinking context.

Mate you best get a round in, it'll be last orders soon.

Don't worry it's late opening in here, we're bargain for time.

by Gavin Spiller January 11, 2008

bargain head

Getting surprisingly drunk from a relatively small amount of alcoholic intake. Often gets shortened to just "bargain".

I gave up drinking for a couple of months and now I can get me a bargain head after only two beers.

by exitflagger April 25, 2008

Bellybutton bargain

A bellybutton bargain is someone who is rather large/heavy/fat/overweight/or pleasantly plump.
It can also mean that someone has an obsession for bellybuttons

Person1:Jude man look, it’s a bargain.

Person2: holy shit man you’re right, that is a fucking bellybutton Bargain.

by Press watches March 4, 2023

Bargain Cunt

1) David Dickinson, and Tim Wonnacott- those dicks from the TV show, Bargain Hunt. The fact that they are the king twats of daytime television, and that they presents a show called Bargain Hunt earns them each the title "Bargain Cunt"

2) A cheap hooker- probably all the cheaper because she has syphillis.

1) "Urgh, change the channel to Fern and Phillip, those Bargain Cunts make me angry with their ridiculous "fun frame" glasses"

2) "So the GUM clinic called and said I have herpes. I knew I shouldn't have settled for Bargain Cunt"

by MagickDio February 26, 2010