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Birds Aren’t Real

A movement dedicated to spreading the feathered gospel that the government mercilessly killed 12 billion birds and replaced them with an exact drone copy.
Person 1: Look at that bird!

Mentally superior person 2: you sheep! Haven’t you heard that Birds Aren’t Real! Wake up!
by BAR Activist October 6, 2020
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in my birkin

same thing as to be in my bag but used by new yorkers cause we better than everyone else heard lml
"i'm in my birkin nigga I wanna fight" "Yo word to my dead nigga in the ville got me in my birkin grab the chop"
by Cai Floxks June 13, 2018
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Two birds on a wire

Two best friends. Please cherish each other, you may not always have each other. I miss my bird.

“Two birds of a feather, say that they’re always gonna stay together.” Remember, conflict happens, treat each other right, tell them how you feel before it’s to late.
Lola: What are we?
Macy: I think we’re soul mates. Soul mates don’t have to be romantic, but I think you’re my other half.
Lola: That sounds right.

Macy went on to die, later that year.
Lola, now spender their days thinking about “Two birds, on a wire. One says, come on! And the other says, I’m tired.” Blaming themselves for Macy’s death.

Meaning, the two birds on a wire may be best friends, but they can still lose each other. Things can move at different places, and may even fall behind. Cherish each other.

Song: Two birds , Regina Spektor.
by GoogoogagaIwantmilk November 7, 2021
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Samantha Barks

A talented British musical theater actress who first caught people's attention on the reality show "I'd Do Anything". She has appeared on the West End and toured the UK with various shows. She most notably landed the role of Eponine in the film version of Les Miserables at 22 years old.
"Thank God Samantha Barks got the part in Les Miz and not Taylor Swift"
by NotClooLess January 5, 2013
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Feed The Birds

Feed The Birds are a UK based anti prohibition activist group. They believe that by spreading hemp seeds in public places, any seeds that don't get eaten by the birds will grow into a plant capable of making a mockery of the unjust, hypocritical and absurd UK drug laws.
Feed The Birds hemp seed and they will love you forever.
by Elski M February 12, 2015
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birkin pussy

Birkin pussy is the holy grail of pussy and birkin. When she’s the top tier of all the birkin. No other birkin bitch can touch her.
by Birkin pussy creator February 13, 2019
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Redneck Birds

Massive amounts of airborne trash that fly around in the sky (commonly found at country music festivals), impersonating actual birds.
Dude 1: Dude do you see those birds?
Dude 2: Dude those aren't real birds, those are redneck birds!
by Durbo14 July 27, 2014
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