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Biology

An extremely boring class that is required in both high school and college. The class consists of boring ass lectures that you won't give a shit about, unless you plan on majoring in biology. The teachers are usually dickweeds/wads, and assign a shit ton of homework.
I should be studying for my biology exam on Monday. Fuck that, it's too boring!
by Architecture Major October 19, 2010
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AP Biology

An extensive college course that teaches you absolutely nothing useful. After taking this course, if you did it right, you'll be able to explain cellular respiration and how plants essentially have sex. Though if people asked about these subjects, they'd think you're really smart, the truth is that no one gives a shit so unless you're an AP slut and bring up these topics in daily conversations, this class is yet another example of a completely useless course that everyone takes solely to impress colleges who really shouldn't give a damn. And if you're an AP slut, you deserve a SLAP (get it ? slut + AP = SLAP?)
"Hey this salad is reaaally good. You want some?"
"Nah I'm good, I think my mitochondria have enough glucose from my breakfast to continue with cellular respiration. Thanks though."
"Daa fuck?!"
"Oh you want to know more of this useless, boring information? You should take AP Biology with me."
"You're such an AP slut!"
"Speaking of AP's, do you know the difference between monocots and dicots? Well let me tell you..."
*SLAP
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Biology

it is the study of life.

worst freshman year class you will ever fucking take especially if you are taking honors. everyone who takes honors biology regrets it now.

shit ton of homework and class work.

failing every unit test is a hobby because it’s too much memorizing
me: did you know that the electron transport chain produces a whopping of 34 ATP!! biology is crazy af right??

friend: wtf is an ATP?
by freddie icarly November 9, 2019
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AP Biology

A time consuming pain in the ass that should be taken if you really are that curious about the world and why it is the way it is.
Holy shit, AP Biology is a bitch of a class. Oh well, I got an A second semester.
by AlexR April 21, 2005
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Biology

by acablue5492 January 25, 2010
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biology

The study of life.

Also, a boring class, which gives a lot of homework that I should be doing right now.
Much of the worlds photosynthesis is carried out by bacteria. Photosynthetic bacteria can be classified into four major groups....

see? no one cares.
by webster February 9, 2005
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biology and physics

The greatest punchline by Yasine lama unknown definition but is hilarious as they don’t go together bmt!
“Mia takes (wait for it) biology and physics lol XD” yasine is the only one laughing at his own joke ha ha ha
by Fredo and Dave January 29, 2019
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