bullshitomics

The "art" of writing "successful" academic papers and grants. Strategies include, but are not limited to overpromising and underdelivering, overselling, cherry picking results that fit your theory, focusing on a neat story and massaging the data until they confirm it, making vague and untestable predictions, creating new names for old ideas and claiming novelty, etc.

- How did you like that Nature paper?
- I hated it - it was pure bullshitomics.

by crazygg March 14, 2019

Billshit

the act of complete bullshit without the bull

That's such Billshit!!!!!

by Usurperrh March 5, 2003

ballshiton

Equivalent or greater than the quantity of sperm in your balls. If you have a set of balls containing sperm, you have one ballshiton. A single ball does not qualify a ballshiton... it simply means impotent.

Holy crap... there's a ballshiton of people up in this bitch!

by felix4 April 26, 2009

Billshit

When your friend is spouting an unbelievable level of bullshit, they are talking as much rubbish as your acquaintance Bill (other names may apply) who maintains an average of 99% bullshit with regards to absolutely anything he says.

My goodness, Jack keeps talking about that 'stunning' girl he pulled the other night. We all know that he cannot pull a girl of that level, he is talking complete and utter Billshit.

by delbie November 8, 2018

Billshit

Performing an act of utter stupidity, knowing its stupid but doing it anyway and bragging about it later

by Usurperrh March 6, 2003

BILLSHIT

to use the toilet and leave shit around the ring of the seat.

when bill got up from the toilet he left billshit around the seat.

by michelle October 22, 2003

Billshit

Something so ridiculous even the thought of lying about the subject is faulty.

When Bill left police on a two-hour car chase down the turnpike, he then convinced himself to ram his brand new car into a large pole going 110MPH. He left without a scratch and all charges were dropped. Now thats billshit!

by Zei March 6, 2003