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Bretto

Rare, one of a kind fuckwit. Usually associated with homosexuality and strange indulgent activities with monkeys.
"Did you see Bretto on the news? He fucks monkeys..."
by Johnny January 12, 2004
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bretto

a kind of person who jams his nob in the bedroom door to fatten it up ,then sticks it in a relatives arse
take that nick,can you feel it now.you fookin love me up yer hoop
by matthew crosbýe January 9, 2005
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Bretton

This predatory gaze involves one's upper chest puffing out, legs drunkenly swaying side to side, with a slight head bob left to right, along with a grey or black v-neck. A mild case of pigeon toe has also been reported. While watery eyes are not common, an unhealthy amount of rye will cause a glazed over appearance. Common side effects include an overflowing drink, immediate ejection from the dancefloor, or potentially the club entirely. Success is measured in 6's and 7's.
Girl: OMG what the fuck is wrong with that guy

BFF: Shit, he's giving you The Bretton, run.
by IssardClose September 18, 2012
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bettong

a small, mouse-like creature
small-eastern bettong
by rob July 7, 2003
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Bohetto

A suburban neighborhood mixed of Bohemians and Blacks.
Did you hear about that hipster that got shot up by that nigger the other day at the Tobacco & Phones in the Bohetto?
by synf May 28, 2009
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betto

a guy who acts like a bitch but is also ghetto
"man this fool acts straight like a betto"
by damien January 27, 2005
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bretton wood

Bretton wood: Now maybe I was jealous talking right outta my head but baby if I wasn't would u take back what u said~I'm still her Breton wood
by MerissamunozahaxD May 14, 2015
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