Besthave

a word to describe the feeling of expecting something promptly

Man:Hey Nikita! I got that nut that you wanted busted.
Nikita: Besthave!

Man: Bitch is you crazy? I told you that i besthave that bevarage promptly at 4.63 am

Man: You besthave be gettin' a roller for your pants to get dem lints off

by Besthave September 30, 2007

behaved rat

“behaved rat” is a fun nickname to call your friends! If you can’t think of a nickname for your friend use behaved rat!

my friend is a behaved rat!

by loser lex April 6, 2021

Behave

Nah. I'm just going to keep doing whatever I want.

Hym "People at work like to bitch about me not following certain rules and how I behave, right? I mean... You know who I AM, right? Do you really think that YOU are the guy/girl? I know what the rule is. I know what you said. I know the work isn't done. I'm going to break it again tonight, the sound of you repeating yourself is music to my ears, and I slowed down throughout the night to make sure you would have to do it for me. Go fuck yourself."

by Hym Iam November 26, 2023

Behave

Oh? Is it? It's individuals deciding how other people behave? And that's the problem with it?

Hym "If the individuals trying to control how people behave is the actual problem... Boy do I have something for you... Have you heard of religion? It is WILD man! It's like this incest cult, right? And they want everyone to do whatever they want forever, see... And what it does is it takes these immoral people (under the auspices of their own religion) and it elevates their moral status above the people who AREN'T doing the incest cult... And they use those people to try amd get more people to assent to the values of the incest cult... And the whole point of the cult... Is for the peoples doing it to be above the law. Like this:

Reality Monster's Rules

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People's Rules
See? That's the entire point of the incest cult. Is for the incest cultist to be extra special guys. And not letting them do whatever they want... Is a violation of their rights... But them trying to get you to do what their reality monster SUPPOSEDLY SAID (Against your will if necessary)... Isn't a violation of your rights... Because your rights don't matter to them... The only rights are the incest cult rules. And, it's crazy becuase they keep getting genocided... And they can't seem to figure out why... And it's probably the incest cult trying to be more important than the law... But yeah. They try to control peoples behavior all the time."

by Hym Iam April 23, 2024

Y'all can't behave

An excuse for a moderator to lock a thread. Usually, it is for one of two reasons:

1: The moderator is too lazy to do their job.

2: The moderator didn't like what the commenters were saying.

Commenter 1: How did this get 2000 upvotes in 30 minutes?

—Commenter 2: ikr? and what's up with the pinned comment? it sounds like an ad!

——Commenter 3: inb4 “y'all can't behave”

One hour later…

Moderator: locked 'cuz y'all can't behave💀

deleted: removed

—deleted: removed

——deleted: removed

by bruhthisismyhandle August 13, 2022

oh, behave!

The classic line form Austin D. Powers

Austin: Oh, Behave!

by anonymous June 30, 2024

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by anonymous June 30, 2024