Lewis Bentley is the name of a bent fish who lives in Detroit and looks Italian . He has blonde hair and fake yeezys. Also he might be called Craig and prays to Noah dron.
What’s popin g my man Lewis Bentley be lookin hela drip with his iced Nike 69 and gang pinky rings from Tesco
by Big Dronny boy May 10, 2021
Get the lewis bentley mug.1. Basically Potomac except with eight times as many restaurants, three times as many crazy soccer moms, half the number of polo shirts and a shorter commute into DC.
2. City in which walking in any direction for fifteen minutes will inevitably lead you to a Starbucks.
3. Suburbia trying to be urban.
4. Place in which it is extremely dangerous to be a small property, business or house because you are statistically certain to eventually be bought by a rich developer, torn down, built up ten stories high and be sold at ten times your original price.
5. The weekend haunt of slutty-looking pre-teens wearing short skirts or trying to skateboard.
6. Where you will never find a parking space ever, and if you do it won't matter because the restaurant will have a three hour wait anyways.
7. Somewhere deceivingly entertaining, since the only real thing to do is eat or visit Barnes&Noble.
8. A limiting factor when it comes to getting into college, since everyone around you is an overachieving freak who does three sports, is in theatre, edits the yearbook, and is on SGA.
2. City in which walking in any direction for fifteen minutes will inevitably lead you to a Starbucks.
3. Suburbia trying to be urban.
4. Place in which it is extremely dangerous to be a small property, business or house because you are statistically certain to eventually be bought by a rich developer, torn down, built up ten stories high and be sold at ten times your original price.
5. The weekend haunt of slutty-looking pre-teens wearing short skirts or trying to skateboard.
6. Where you will never find a parking space ever, and if you do it won't matter because the restaurant will have a three hour wait anyways.
7. Somewhere deceivingly entertaining, since the only real thing to do is eat or visit Barnes&Noble.
8. A limiting factor when it comes to getting into college, since everyone around you is an overachieving freak who does three sports, is in theatre, edits the yearbook, and is on SGA.
Person from Bethesda: Hi, I'm from Bethesda.
Person Not from Bethesda: Hi, you must be a rich snobby fuck.
PFB: Well yeah kind of, but at least I'm not from Potomac where it's illegal to wear clothes that cost less than $500 per square inch of fabric.
PNFB: Fair point. Wanna go spend an absurd amount of money on movie tickets?
PFB: Sure, but only if we go to the Row since UA/Lowes is sure to be overpopulated by 10-year-old hookers.
PNFB: Good call.
Person Not from Bethesda: Hi, you must be a rich snobby fuck.
PFB: Well yeah kind of, but at least I'm not from Potomac where it's illegal to wear clothes that cost less than $500 per square inch of fabric.
PNFB: Fair point. Wanna go spend an absurd amount of money on movie tickets?
PFB: Sure, but only if we go to the Row since UA/Lowes is sure to be overpopulated by 10-year-old hookers.
PNFB: Good call.
by Jelled February 28, 2005
Get the bethesda mug.The evil half of the "Bentley Twins." A former Playboy model, that has aged like vinegar. She is banned for life from the Playboy Mansion, for cheating on Hugh Hefner with disgraced hedge fund manager Mark Yagalla.
by Pocono Moe October 31, 2011
Get the Sandy Bentley mug.Adjective to describe something as being good or trendy, usually with a prefix as in "well Bentle." East London slang used by trendy "hipster" twenty-somethings.
The shortened form of the spoonerism "Bentle Gen" created by swapping the first letters of each word - which refers to children's American TV series "Gentle Ben" which was re-run on UK children's TV in the 1980s.
The shortened form of the spoonerism "Bentle Gen" created by swapping the first letters of each word - which refers to children's American TV series "Gentle Ben" which was re-run on UK children's TV in the 1980s.
by mbutterz November 8, 2013
Get the Bentle mug.Bethelehem is an amazing , funny girl. She may be insecure at times. And doesn't want to burden others with her troubles but when your a close fried you will see her open up to you. She is a very shy person at first but when you get to know her she never stops talking! A Bethlehem puts a smile on your face and never stops. You many get into arguments, but they don't hold on to grudges. Bethelehem's don't usually like 2 people at once. They are only hooked on one guy then move on to the next. Dating a Bethelehem is a privilege. If you get one never let her go. They don't believe in second chances. Bethelehem is a rare name that belongs to the city of Bethlehem. Being a Bethelehem is an amazing gift, even knowing a bethelehem makes you a lucky person. Everyone needs a Bethelehem.
Bethelehem's Best Friend- (laughing, face turns red)
Girl- Hey, why are you laughing so hard.
Bethelehem's Best Friend- oh, I was just talking to Bethelehem!
Girl- oh, really? she seems a little shy.
Bethelehem's Best Friend- At first she is, but she will warm up to you.
Girl- Lucky! I always wanted to have a Bethelehem
Bethelehem's Best Friend- Ya. She's the best!
Girl- Hey, why are you laughing so hard.
Bethelehem's Best Friend- oh, I was just talking to Bethelehem!
Girl- oh, really? she seems a little shy.
Bethelehem's Best Friend- At first she is, but she will warm up to you.
Girl- Lucky! I always wanted to have a Bethelehem
Bethelehem's Best Friend- Ya. She's the best!
by Djdhbejeldh November 4, 2017
Get the BETHELEHEM mug.An awesome horror fiction writer! Bentley Little was born in Arizona after his mother watched the premiere of Psycho. He is a Bram Stoker Award winner, who can count Stepen King and Dean Koontz as fans.
"A master of the macabre"--Stephen King
"Rock-'em, shock-'em contempory terror fiction" --Dean Koontz
"A master of the macabre"--Stephen King
"Rock-'em, shock-'em contempory terror fiction" --Dean Koontz
Bentley Little takes on ordinary subjects and exploites and exaggerates their possiblities for nefarious activities. In The Store he looks behind the scenes of a Wal-mart-like mega store and the terrible effects it has on a small town. In The Policy, he looks a the very real scenario of insurance companies controlling and ruining lives. Most of Bentley Little's books are scary because they seem like they actually could happen.
by Charles_U_Farley July 17, 2009
Get the Bentley Little mug.This word is simply a substitute for smoking weed, to burn or to sesh. The word bent is pritty self explanitory and the steiven was added for smokers to use it as a code name, so pople do not know what your tlaking about, when used in public.
by Fransweasy November 26, 2005
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