Bentle

Adjective to describe something as being good or trendy, usually with a prefix as in "well Bentle." East London slang used by trendy "hipster" twenty-somethings.

The shortened form of the spoonerism "Bentle Gen" created by swapping the first letters of each word - which refers to children's American TV series "Gentle Ben" which was re-run on UK children's TV in the 1980s.

Those trainers are well Bentle.

Bentle by mbutterz November 8, 2013

Beatlemaniac 

People with an obsession with The Beatles. They're also the greatest group of fans in the world.

"wow that girl is awesome"
"she's a beatlemaniac"
"LET ME MARRY HER"

Beatlemaniac by BEatlemaniac1234 December 17, 2012

Beatles

The divine pantheon of all things Hippie.

Consists of:

- John Lennon: the God of Social Commentary and Hard Drugs

- Paul McCartney: God of Vegetarianism and Strawberries

- George Harrison: the God of Meditation and Sunshine

- Ringo Starr: the God of Peace, Love and Sentient Locomotives

According to the Ancient Hippie Mythology, John Lennon hatched from an egg laid by the Walrus, and guitared the rest of the universe into existence. In an eternal strawberry field, he watered a stereo-box for number-nine days and number-nine nights, until the stereo box hatched, and out climbed Paul McCartney. George Harrison was likewise formed from a drop of sun. But the Band longed for a bloody good drummer. Then, an octopus laid an egg that was hatched under a steam engine, and Ringo Starr was born.

Devout followers of Beatlemania will be rewarded in the afterlife, ferried by Mr. Conductor to the Yellow Submarine, which will take them to their eternal home of Pepperland. Sinners, however, will be rounded up by th *other* Mr. Conductor (Alec Baldwin) and shipped off to the sh*tty TV cartoon's universe to spend eternity in agony.

I was stoned off my ass when I wrote that Urban Dictionary definition for the Beatles.

Beatles by The Chickens Are Revolting July 7, 2019

smashing beetles 

An act of futility/ derived from the unseen but refered-to character in Game of Thrones, Cousin Orson Lannister, who spends his time smashing beetles.

I appears that putting up 'No Smoking' signs is only smashing beetles –– kuu, kuu.

smashing beetles by ΔиłĦ☼иצ ߀₡ʞ August 13, 2019

Bertle

The Bertle is a rotund, pear like torso. It's not until you see the Bertle 'front on' does one understands the extent of 'over weight' which stretches out from the stomach to the love handles (or belly ears).

The bertle is a more solid and structured belly fat.

This is why, against the laws of gravity, the belly weight does not 'overhang' the waist line, instead it curves upward, like the base of a wine glass.

Example 1:
You look sooooooo bertle in that jacket Bro. With all that belly in your pockets, there'll be no room left for your cash... or confidence.

Example 2:

A: That hoe is so fat!!
B: Some respect dude, pies bow to that bertle!

Bertle by Gibs-a-rum December 30, 2013

Beatles High 

A temporary high obtained by listening to multiple Beatles songs in a row. Can be best obtained by listening to I am the Walrus, Across the Universe and Strawberry Fields Forever.

Unlike other forms of getting high, this has no lasting effects on the body other than having an urge to buy multiple Beatles albums and/or having an extremely good day.

I was too busy getting a Beatles High... You should try it sometime

Beatles High by w00t123 November 19, 2010

Beatles birthday 

One's sixty-fourth birthday, in reference to the Beatles song "When I'm Sixty-Four".

Lisa said she was having her Beatles birthday, but her husband Harry said she was a million years old in binary.

Beatles birthday by Leslie Doppler August 21, 2008