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Benjamin Button's dick: a Disease that causes ur to grow smaller untill u have a mangina
BRO! Your giving me Benjamin Button's dick!

It was so cold out side that i have Benjamin Button's dick
by Prime Minister McRibs April 10, 2016
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Benjamin Button

Where a man pushes his non erect penis back inside himself then pulls the nutsac up over the inverted disco stick creating the button effect. Reversing the appearance of manhood.
Avoid that clown he likes to Benjamin Button .
by Sagiaquarius October 7, 2018
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Benjamin Buttons Penis

When your penis is large and very impressive at a flaccid state but when you gain an erection it shrinks to a very small babby carrot.
I have to give that chick the soft serve because I have a benjamin buttons penis
by TeaBaggins01 May 23, 2016
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Benjamin Buttoning

When you are about to plug a girl, but you are drunk so your johnson is a little soft. You shove it in anyway, but during the first few minutes your johnson looks wrinkly and old. Eventually, you become fully hard and the shaft is smooth and young-looking.
Andrew: After the party I took a girl upstairs and gave her the business. It took me forever to get hard and I couldn't keep her waiting, so I did a little Benjamin Buttoning in her clap trap.
Evan: Sweet!
by Eweezy86 March 7, 2010
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Benjamin-Buttoning

The act of either watching or creating a movie/tv series out of order, or backwards.
Example 1:
Person A: "My friend Tyler won't stop Benjamin-Buttoning the Saw series...no wonder he has no idea what's going on!"

Person B: "He never does anything right..."

Example 2:
Person A: "Did you hear about the 3rd Paranormal Activity? It's supposed to take place before the 2nd one."

Person B: "Yup. Didn't the 2nd one take place before the 1st?"

Person A: "Well, I guess they're Benjamin-Buttoning it."
by weeniehutjunior July 25, 2011
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Benjamin buttoned

We Benjamin buttoned this relationship, you met my dad first and then hooked up a week before we went on our first date.
by Bonoz June 30, 2018
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Benjamin Buttons

The act of dating all the siblings from one family, from oldest to youngest, and eventually marrying the youngest sibling.
Dude, is Tom going to pull a Benjamin Buttons? He only has one sister left.
by Hesspac June 13, 2019
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