jamba juice engineer

an engineer who does not know any more about engineering than a person working at jamba juice.

dont be a jamba juice engineer, you wont be able to solve any real world problems.

by kgthelion October 24, 2010

chemical engineering

1) Hardest of the engineering disciplines and probably the hardest undergrad major ever. By the time you are three years into it, you'll hear strange noises at night and get increasingly paranoid. Some go insane or so the legends tell.
2) making other majors sound worthless
3) intense rape

Dude 1: "What's your major man?"
Dude 2: "Chemical Engineering"
Dude 1: "...how long do you think you'll last?"

by intenseflowrate October 23, 2013

Engineering 3.0

During undergraduate engineering studies, a 3.0 grade point average is as large an accomplishment as a 4.0 in a liberal arts education.

"I can't find a job due to employers picking history majors for their GPA, thanks Engineering 3.0"

by JMcFlyasdf November 5, 2011

Virgin Bantineer

A person who does not understand the concept of banter

Ross- "What are we doing in PE?"
Harry- "Your mum"
Ross- "That doesn't make sense"
Jacob- "Ross is a virgin bantineer

by jt1199 June 3, 2015

Aerospace Engineering

A field where your best will never be good enough and girls are rarer than a shiny Pikachu.

college freshman: "I don't really care about happiness in life, or enjoying college..I think I'll go into aerospace engineering."

by shiny pikachu February 10, 2013

combat engineer

Combat engineers are infantry but better. They can do all that infantry does with added explosives. They are known to be hard nosed, hard dick, fighting machines. Never cross paths with one of theSe crazy mofos

There are obstacles between us and the objective call the combat engineers.

by Sapper12B February 22, 2015

power engineer

The most respected career in the world. Worked by men with solid muscles and huge horse-cocks.

Hey Girl, did you see that rich, sexy, hairy, muscular man that was hung like a horse?

You mean that Power Engineer? How could I miss such a perfect piece of man meat?

by The best kind of Engineer January 10, 2014