No it isn't Jordan! No it isn't! This is You trying to reframe what constitutes belief to justify taking all of that Christian money. To believe in THE CHRISTIAN
GOD is to believe that THE THINGS IN THE
BOOK DID, ARE, AND WILL HAPPEN, Jordan. Is the Christian
God THERE Jordan. Is it THERE and does it have the attributes it is depicted to have in
the bible OR.... OR... IS IT NOT THERE, Jordan? Is that A THING THAT YOU THINK? DO YOU THINK THAT THE CREATURE IS THERE? IS THAT A THING YOU THINK OR DO YOU NOT THINK THAT? ARE YOU A BOY OR ARE YOU A GIRL, JORDAN?
Dr. JeepJorp Peepeestones "Belief in
God is WHATEVER I DO AND NOT THE THING I DON'T DO! Ok!? So if I don't actually believe in
God, then, actually believing in
God isn't actually believing in
God, OK!? Believing in God is something else entirely! Now... Ok!? You can't just ACTUALLY BELIEVE that God is THERE... You gotta... You gotta, like, grapple with the IDEA that it MIGHT be there! And then you gotta interpret the
book so that WHATEVER YOU DO... Is doing the
Book! Even if you contradict yourself AND THE
BOOK! Right!? See, God (and by extension all higher-order abstractions) is whatever I need to do be, moment to moment, for me to maintain a certain level of moral superiority. So, maturity? Whatever I need it to be, moment to moment. Belief? Whatever I need it to be, moment to moment? God? You got it! Whatever I need it to be, moment to moment."