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belfast breakfast

(Irish slang)

the act of wedging a pipe bomb, molotov cocktail, or other homemade incendiary device into the anal cavity of a loyalist.

the Belfast Breakfast originated in the 1920s as an IRA torture and/or revenge method, not as wedging a pipebomb directly into the anal cavity, but rather dousing a loyalist's pants in whiskey and lighting, followed by uproarious drunken brogue laughter. It quickly evolved and spread to other guerrilla groups, and was even mentioned in Eli Roth's short animated series, "the Rotten Fruit."
Banandar: "I'd love to shove a pipe bomb up their arses... give 'em a real belfast breakfast"
by Wild Drunken Bill August 7, 2007
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Belfast tash

The prepubescent facial hair (sub-nasal) of one originating from the greater Belfast area. Usually a sportswear enthusiast (i.e "Kappa leek")
"I say! Is that young fellows upper lip dirty?"
"No you ballbag, it's a Belfast tash leek your ma's last night - Yeeeeooooow Up the UTP!!"
by Sen John Stone August 3, 2006
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Belfast Sunglasses

Two black eyes.. Received or given in a fight
"Did ya hear wa happened til wee Seamus?" "Aye he got a pair af Belfast sunglasses af a proddie!"

"Wind yer neck in before you end up with a pair af Belfast sunglasses!"
by belfastian November 28, 2012
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belfast shower

Washing one-self quickly using the sink
Did you shower this morning? No I just had a quick belfast shower this morning
by Lurganboy243 June 11, 2018
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Belfast monocle

Taking a shit on someones eye when they are asleep
i just gave him a Belfast monocle and made his green eye brown
by Bonjovi1991 February 17, 2009
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East Belfast

A section of Belfast in which the Harland & Wolff shipyards are located, birthplace of 'Titanic'.
"East, east, east Belfast"
by OnionFleg August 9, 2013
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Belfast Kiss

During a fight, or just as a surprise, a Belfast Kiss is when someone smacks someone else in the face with their forehead.
"Holy crap, O'Toole just gave Mack a Belfast Kiss and he broke his nose!"
by Moose111 April 29, 2006
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