Beazlebub

The Great Imposter, faker and deciever, of otherwise good men, whose job it is is to thankfully keep us honest. He is not real, though believing him to be so, he will convince you he is and you will then believe it is so. The unholy sleep he induces can indeed deepen, but can never fully take one over without chance of waking, as nothing can lie outside of Infinite Love & Intelligence. Nightmares are infinite though also, and should be avoided at all costs.

Beazlebub is able to impersonate most politicians, some lawyers, too many doctors, Generals & Majors, bosses IN general, priests and holy men of every faith... Basically, anyone who thinks he's in charge but really isn't and has convinced himself he believes he is. Philosophers, psychologists, scientists and "school" "teachers" of all sorts (yes, even kindergarden teachers)... In short, he runs the world as we know it but, thank Dee-vine Providence, not as it truly is.

by Prof. Osled October 11, 2007

Bezelbum

-a girl that talks way too much.

This girl that I thought was my friend turned out to be a bezelbum

by Chocolate lover1908 February 8, 2010

Beelzebub’s guacamole

A slang for the drug marijuana

Yo dude pass the beelzebub’s guacamole I need a smoke

by Dongflop July 31, 2018

beelzebubs.gf

Hot ass babe who is married to Beel

Omg Beelzebubs.gf is so hot and sexy

by anonymous May 4, 2021

beelzebubswife

she's the loml. sweetest person ever.

"hey, do you like beelzebubswife?"
"no"
"then die you ugly ass mf."

by [cry] August 5, 2021

Beelzebub

An archaic term for Satan
Often used in the context of...
...never used.

Beelzebub... Beelzebub... I can't think of any sentence that uses the word Beelzebub.

by Ostrich June 22, 2003

Beelzebub

A term used often by Puritans of the 17th and 18th century America.

Puritans also referred to Satan as Lucifer, Lord of the flies (if one could fly, they were a witch, therefore the one who lords over those who fly), Old Scratch, and some other sparingly used referrences.

by Levi February 9, 2004