beat my meat

beating of ones meat by one also known as jacking off

nick h: hey rossi what r u doing when u get home
rossi: i'm going to beat my meat while wacthing xxx

by anymnos 123 December 16, 2007

beat my meat

To play Meat Boy or Super Meat Boy.

I beat my meat for hours last night, it was super hard.

by Master of my Meat December 10, 2011

beat the meat flag

to masturbate savagely.

Time to go on RedTube and beat the meat flag.

by GEArSofWAr873 July 07, 2010

Beat your meat

To masterbate or jerk off.

Hey Justin, do you beat your meat?

by ItsFuture-- March 27, 2015

Beat your Meat

Stroke your salami. To jack off!

I caught Tonio beating his Meat.

by KRAZY-D & Big - C April 13, 2003

Beat your Meat

Masterbation in an up and down motion.(preformed by male or females willing to do it for you.)

Marcus almost got caught beating his meat.

by Ricky Rivers September 15, 2003

Beat your meat

To tenderise and loosen a piece of meat before cooking to allow ease while cutting and eating, and also actions such as stuffing, rolling, and skewering are easier.
This technique is generally done with meat mallets or with naturally occurring enzymes. For the former solution, pressure must be applied evenly over the meat or else if pounded too hard, it may break.

Jarvis prefers his meat soft and juicy. Be sure to beat your meat before marinating it.

by I'm online March 04, 2019