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wake and bate

When you wake up and cop a nut first thing.
Joe: I like to start my day with a wake and bate then I make coffee.
by brownmatthew November 9, 2009
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bateater

Another word for an asian, derived from the coronavirus since Asians created the spread of the covid
thats a cute asian...wait. Did you mean, bateater? Yeah, asia has alot of bateaters
by chettease February 17, 2021
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Molly bates

A girl whose nicknames include Christmas girl , drugs, timer 2.0 , and Dorothy . Sweet and kind but terrible and snapchat games
Person 1: whose that ??
Person 2: oh it’s just Molly bates also known as Christmas girl
by oplliavninaer April 16, 2019
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bater hater

A person who despises the act of masturbation. Generally, said person is religious, but that isn't always the case.

When dealing with a religious bater hater, it is best to avoid the issue of masturbation at all costs. Failure to avoid the issue will result in a pissing contest between you and the person and possibly a lengthy discussion on the finer points of religion, which is probably something you don't want to hear.

When dealing with a non-religious bater hater, it is common practice to try to convert them to the dark side, better known as bation nation. If they are unwilling to convert, it is usually best to write them off as a lost cause. If failure isn't an option, you could try to convert the person by continuously reminding them about what they are missing out on, or if you are so inclined, you could offer them a hand job. However, it is often best to cease and desist your attempted transformation and instead use that time to concentrate on refining your art. And by art, I don’t mean finger painting, although you can use your hand....

For those of you that are religious and practice masturbation, I would just like to say that you are a credit to your creed. It is so refreshing to know that a religious person can actually be open-minded about something, especially something that is commonly forbidden in most religions. Keep on trucking and all that jazz.
Altar Boy: Father, is it okay for me to...you know...touch myself?

Priest: What do you mean my son?

Altar Boy: Well, I think I have committed a sin father...I masturbated today during church.

Priest: That is blasphemy! Jesus died for you and this is how you repay him?

Altar Boy: *whispers* God damn that Jesus...he is such a bater hater.

Priest: I heard that! Now come over here and allow me to fulfill my sexual desires.

Altar Boy: Oh, I see how it is. So it is perfectly acceptable to molest young boys, but when it comes to masturbation, it is a sin?

Priest: Yes, my son. Isn't religion grand?

Altar Boy: Screw this, I am out of here! Don't bater hate me, bater hate somebody else. *runs off*

Priest: Come back here my son! Rats, I lost another one to bation nation! You will not evade me Altar Boy_01!
by IAMSODOT June 22, 2004
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Batemode

Yo I’m going Batemode (proceeds to make retarded decision)
by WormyGermy August 18, 2019
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bater's block

like writer's block, except a condition where a person is unable to procure an appropriate fantasy while masturbating.
Winston's been in the shower for about half an hour now, he must have a case of bater's block.

Sorry about taking so long in the bathroom, I had some bad bater's block. It was probably because of that Golden Girls marathon I just watched
by Nicklovin March 8, 2009
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bateceps

In human anatomy, the bateceps are muscles located on the upper arm that have been acquired through frequent masturbation. Masturbation uses the biceps. Biceps acquired solely through masturbation are "bateceps". Bateceps are typically smaller than biceps acquired through exercise.
Boy 1: Yo man, I had one hell of a weekend. I masturbated so much, I got bateceps!
Boy 2: No way, dog!
Boy 1: Yeah bro, check it out. *flexes bateceps*
Masculine Man 1: My biceps are much more impressive! *flexes biceps*
by Hermeez July 22, 2010
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