To be highly insulted. Usually so insulted that the victim is left speechless. Similar to owned. Often used with served.
Guy 1: Yo mamma so dumb she bought a solar powered flash-light!
Guy 2: You got battered like a cod!
Guy 3: *angryface*
Guy 2: You got battered like a cod!
Guy 3: *angryface*
by Karlsberg June 21, 2008
Get the batteredmug. 
I was royally batteret last night!
by Alex and Rob February 18, 2003
Get the batteredmug. To masturbate or "whack off", whilst wearing a balaclava in the same room as your mate while he has sex with a girl. Often the "Phantom Batter" is hidden under a desk, under the bed or behind the curtains. Ultimately, the "Batter" needs to be hidden, all lights off and making sure to be very careful about how much noise he makes whilst rubbing one out.
By definition, its fine if your mate knows your in the room, but its only a "phantom bat" if the girl has no idea of the Phantoms presence, otherwise your just a broski having a toss.
By definition, its fine if your mate knows your in the room, but its only a "phantom bat" if the girl has no idea of the Phantoms presence, otherwise your just a broski having a toss.
Trev: "Michael was a Phantom Batter last night while i was giving it to Susan !"
Jason: "Haha, for real ?"
Michael: "Yeh bro, I was hiding under Trev's desk with a balaclava on ! She totally never saw me"
Jason: "Haha, for real ?"
Michael: "Yeh bro, I was hiding under Trev's desk with a balaclava on ! She totally never saw me"
by Narll1 November 1, 2010
Get the Phantom Battermug. When a guy squirts a load of semen, also known as baby batter, he is shooting the batter or has shot the batter.
by Boner D February 1, 2012
Get the Shoot the Battermug. 
It took nearly a whole roll of Charmin to address my booty batter in the restroom; must have been the clams casino and pesto.
by ssCape August 7, 2013
Get the Booty battermug.