basturd

Noun-a name that you call someone when you are not happy with them. It is also a word for a male bitch.

adjective- a word similar to fuck which desctribes a noun in no clear way so all you know is that that thing is basturd. It can also be used as an adverb.

That basturdly basturd gave me a basturd porno magizine to jizz to.

by yepsl May 13, 2005

basturdcisms

to have issues/problems. to be going through a rough time. to be cranky or mad for no apparent reason. to be on your mestrual cycle (period). to be PMSing. or BMSing. to throw a fit, or obsessively complain about something. (have a melt down)

Guy: "Gosh! Just leave me alone damnit!"
Girl: "Woah! Someone's having basturdcisms, JEESH!"

Guy 1: "dude, that shit was so whank! what were you thinking!?"
Guy 2: "calm down with the basturdcisms! damn.."

by girl from the bay. July 8, 2011

basturbated

masturbating to a complete bastard.

her: did you masturbate today?
him: no i basturbated.

by masisgay April 19, 2018

Basturbate

Basturbate describes the process, where you play the character Bastion in the game Overwatch while you are beating shit out of your meat

I like to basturbate

by DaToad February 24, 2018

Basturbate

The act of aggressive masturbation

Dude I just Basturbated so hard that my dick fell off!

by Lemonsarentreal July 15, 2019

basurto

A man who most likely fought along side Robert E. Lee in the civil war. He’s rad, but he is a boot.

That dude is a basurto Forsure.

by Dudethatsrad November 23, 2021

Basturd

Bastard and turd

What a fookin basturd

by BXNSXR January 18, 2022