The larger of the two standard double reed instruments in the orchestra. It resembles a Victorian bedpost and one must have double jointed thumbs to play it! It can play in the bass range, however it's most lyrical range is in the tenor.
The bassoon starts the symphony off in the Sorcerer's Apprentice.
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Bazoongas come in all sizes and shapes, and have variations. White women tend to have white bazoongas with pinkish nipples, while those of other backgrounds can have darker ones, and brownish nipples to almost black.
The bazoongas are very stimulating to many men, who fantasize about them, and can easily reach sexual excitement and even ejaculate through thinking of them, or touching, kissing or smelling them. Bazoongas function is also nurturing and providing milk for babies.
If you go to a nude beach, you will be able to view many bazoongas, even the white ones will be sun-tanned probably, but they will all be very prominently displayed.
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Though it is extremely difficult at first, once you get the hang of using your thumbs more it gets easy; but it requires hours of practice and perseverance.
Not only that, but Colleges and Universities are always looking out for good Bassoonists because they earn very good scholarships and are usually very intelligent.
Number one rule to play Bassoon: You need to have a sense of humor. :)
Though it is extremely difficult at first, once you get the hang of using your thumbs more it gets easy; but it requires hours of practice and perseverance.
Not only that, but Colleges and Universities are always looking out for good Bassoonists because they earn very good scholarships and are usually very intelligent.
Number one rule to play Bassoon: You need to have a sense of humor. :)
by Fagotist December 18, 2009
Get the Bassoon mug.The world's coolest instrument. Sounds like a dying duck fart, unless you know how to play. Which I do, so boo-yah. Also, as I've been told many many many many times, it looks like a bong. OK, I get it, move on with your life already.
Random Guy: Hehe... did you know your instrument looks like a bong?
Me: yes, the past 5 people to walk past have said that. But that still doesn't mean you can put drugs in it, you disrespectful bassoon killer.
Me: yes, the past 5 people to walk past have said that. But that still doesn't mean you can put drugs in it, you disrespectful bassoon killer.
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