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Broome Community College

Broome Community College, also known by its pretentious title SUNY Broome, is a 2 year community college located in the de-facto capital of New York's Southern Tier Binghamton.

Students finding themselves attending the overly promoted institution fall under the follow categories:

1. They are a local resident who didn't have the necessary GPA/SAT scores to get into nearby Binghamton University.

2. They are a non-local resident who didn't have the necessary GPA/SAT scores to get into nearby Binghamton University.

3. They don't know what the fuck they want do yet and to appease their pissed of parents they enroll in liberal arts and end up with a two year degree and no job.
Teacher: "What do you want to do after high school?"

Student: "I don't know what I want to do yet. I'll probably go to BCC (Broome Community College)."
by The exclaimer of truth September 1, 2016
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jump the broom

"Jumping the broom" is an informal marriage or "partnership." It comes from peasant or gypsy marriages before the idea of a "civil marriage" (going before a justice of the peace to vow marriage oaths) came about in Britain with the Marriage Act 1836 - as an alternative to a church marriage.

The concept started in France as <i>mariage sur le croix d'un epee</i> ("marriage on the cross of a sword") which a maudit anglais (Englishman) translated from a French book as "leaping over a broomstick." The original concept comes from ancient military weddings - when a soldier marries one of the women who hung around soldiers back in the day:
"A sword being laid down on the ground, the parties to be married joined hands, when the corporal or serjeant of the, company repeated these words: <b>Leap rogue, and jump whore, And then you are married for evermore.</b> Whereupon the happy couple jumped hand in hand over the sword, the drum beating a ruffle; and the parties were ever after considered as man and wife."
My old Cajun stepdad took me aside after I brought the girl I just proposed marriage to home to meet him and Mama, and asked "You can't just go jump the broom?", so I'm here to tell you this expression is for real and old farts like him were still using it.
My old Cajun stepdad took me aside after I brought the girl I just proposed marriage to home to meet him and Mama, and asked "You can't just go jump the broom?"
by Cajun Scientist November 27, 2015
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twat broom

The mustache of a cunnilingus aficionado. Generally bushy, and smelling slightly of poon juice, thereby offering a lingering olfactory reward to the twat broom's owner.
Dude, how can you rock that twat broom, when it totally interferes with your consumption of the david lee roth?

The twat broom requires some sacrifices, but also offers certain rewards that defy description in polite society.

You mean like how your face always smells like a pussy?

Exactly!
by Lârry Dângüs, esq. May 12, 2010
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broomhead

A dumb person. Insult found only on the TV show Degrassi Junior High.
Shut up Wheels, you broomhead!
by Giselle Gardonyi March 16, 2004
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Badoomy

A swaggy dude with all the drip.
Yo Badoomy hit me up with the insane swag!

You got drip like Badoomy?
by Vicki Veritas April 22, 2021
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Dick Broom

Dick Broom is when a man participating in a game of ookie cookie finishes last but he also has a thick, bushy mustache that dusts over the top of the cookie. Much like a cookie duster. Collecting the semen in the mustache.
Dave's mustache totally turned into a dick broom last night.
by red like roses May 25, 2015
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Broom fetish

A fetish where you're sexually attracted to a broom, and wanna fuck it.
Chris: is that a broom?

Peter: Yup
Chris: I wanna fuck it
Peter: Nasty ass broom fetish
by lysol November 23, 2016
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