Cletus Bartholomew Day!

13th October is Cletus Bartholomew Day! Celebrate by setting off fireworks & getting a cake with his face on! #goofy

Joe: What day is it?
Michelle: It’s October 13th.
Linda: Omg?! Happy Cletus Bartholomew Day!

by k19299 July 17, 2021

The Reverend Master Doctor Professor Sir Lord His Honor Bartholomew Jones Winson Walter Hubert Blane Johannes Arthur BRFXXCCXXMNPCCCCLLLMMNPRXVCLMNCKSSQLBB11116 the MMMMDCCXXX

This is a name that most likely does not exist

Guy 1: Bart, can you pass me a beer, I've run dry!
The Reverend Master Doctor Professor Sir Lord His Honor Bartholomew Jones Winson Walter Hubert Blane Johannes Arthur BRFXXCCXXMNPCCCCLLLMMNPRXVCLMNCKSSQLBB11116 the MMMMDCCXXX: that's The Reverend Master Doctor Professor Sir Lord His Honor Bartholomew Jones Winson Walter Hubert Blane Johannes Arthur BRFXXCCXXMNPCCCCLLLMMNPRXVCLMNCKSSQLBB11116 the MMMMDCCXXX to you. And yes, I will get you your beer.

by Kingdoms of Fear Project March 23, 2022

Bartholomew

Someone who is straight and is not maidenless

Person 1: did you know that Bartholomew is straight and is not maidenless

Person 2: Ratio

by Jonathan Jeff April 11, 2022

Bartholomew Stevenson

When you and a mate, catch a joke or moment within a group discussion that no one else picked up on. You both are aware of each other getting the joke or moment so enable to confirm that beautiful bond you or your friend simply use code words that have already been established such as "Kachow", "Kachinga" etc. Followed by "Bartholomew Stevenson".

Amongst a chill squad discussion some guy says "Music is just Wiggly Air". You Turn spot your mate... "Kachow", "Kachinga"..."Bartholomew Stevenson".

by Ugh I'm to cool January 9, 2019

bartholomew

idk some kind of seggs position

toss her up n hit it call that a bartholomew

by ur dads lover September 5, 2022

Cletus Bartholomew

Cletus Bartholomew is one of the many Cletus variants. He is second best below Cletus Kasady. He is thoughtful and diligent and loves being goofy. If you go outside on a full moon at 3:33 am and shout “Cletus” he will appear floating down from the sky and will land in front of you. He grants you one wish before dancing away, bare foot. He is one of the more kind Cletus’ and will always look out for you.

“Praise Cletus Bartholomew”

by CletusAndrewWolseyPJ January 19, 2022

Bartholomew

bartholomew aka bart is a nice but also dirty minded coll guy he is easily trusting and easygoing person

hey look it's bartholomew

by ddffffeerf April 14, 2021