Ballooner

The female equivalent of a boner.

"I have a raging ballooner right now after that commercial with Ryan Reynolds and Brad Pit on the beach!" Said Sally to her BFF.

by belch-no January 13, 2016

ballbuster

In Hollywood film-speak, a "ballbuster" is a 35-pound sandbag.

Get a ballbuster on that stand over there, before the wind takes it down!

by Paul Leto April 17, 2009

Dirty Ballbuster

When the female grabs the male's genitals and drags him across the room until you reach the car. Then she places his balls in the door and slams it. His balls now crushed, the female chews on his bloody testes and spits them out into the male's mouth and says, "How you like me now, biznitch?"

I used to be a uniball, but ever since my girl gave me a Dirty Ballbuster, I'm a zero-ball. I feel like a woman. Duh nuh nah nuh nuh nah nah.

by Matt Dementous June 21, 2010

Ballcopter

A man with a long ballsack, long enough to swing it in a circular motion like a helicopter.

Kelly was envious of his brothers big balls & long sack often times his brother will swing his ballsack in a circular motion like a helicopter blade, Kellys sister in-law gets turned on by the ballcopter!

by The original ballcopter September 6, 2013

BallBaster

1. Somebody who likes to coat balls with saliva using their own tounge.

2. Someone who loves to lick balls "testicals."

1. "My girlfriend is such a BallBaster."

2. "Damn your suck a good BallBaster."

by Jordan Pappi February 22, 2009

ballcooter

A man who is acting like a big vagina.

John is acting like a ballcooter with all his emotions.

by Sicilian Phoenix March 31, 2023

Balloonertic

/bəˈlu nətɪk/

A person that has a balloon infatuation.

What do you call a person that infatuated with balloons? A balloonertic!

by Matt Windle poet November 13, 2020