bacon

when put between 2 slices of bread with some sauce, it becomes lifes greatest pleasures.
it can also cure hunger, and it can stop war - if they used it as a weapon.

"damn im hungry"
"dont worry, we are going to war soon"
"great! im off to buy some sauce"

by burkland February 14, 2004

Bacon

The greatest person in the world. Also known as Baekhyun. He's the sweetest guy ever. He is married to Chanyeol and they sail the happiest ship next to HunHan.

OMG Bacon is totally Chanyeol's wife.

by OhMyBacon September 10, 2012

Baconeer

A bacon enthusiast. Similar to a buccaneer as in a pirate, but a baconeer searches for only the juiciest, thickest, and tastiest bacon. Epic meal time is a clan of baconeers to the extreme

Vegetarian: Bacon is so gross. You want some uncooked cauliflower?

Baconeer: No thanks I Just made the leaning tower of pizza out of bacon and I'm gonna eat it.

Vegetarian: ...eating animals is wrong and we should respect-------fuck it let me have some

by Baconeer July 23, 2011

Bacon

a derogatory term for police officers;
cop, pig

Undercover Officer: You got crack?
Street Hustler: Crack?! Smells like bacon up in here.

by lexicon June 15, 2003

baconate

The act of using one's super-awesome bacon ray.
When baconating, one shoots another with a fiery hot beam of baconey goodness (bacon grease included.)

What the Baconator does.

"Prepare to be baconated!!!"
"I am going to baconate you."
"Bacon?"

by JewC May 28, 2008

Baconator

Synonym for good or awesome. Anything cool, great or just better than everything else.

Oh my god! Did you just see him shock out a beer pong trip? That shit was so fucking baconator!!!!!

Wow, John just slapped some bitch in the face. So baconator.

by evan bartleman October 13, 2007

Bacon

(n.) in fact, the holiest of all meats. The story, according to the Bible of the Bacon, goes as such:

"And on the sixth day, God created the pig, and saw that it was good. And taking the choicest cuts, he blessed them, and said 'This is the holiest of meats. I shall call it Bacon', and he saw just how good of a decision had been made."
- Genesis, 13:17

In fact, a whole religion has been created around the holiest of meats, entitled the FreeBacons.

This bacon is so good. I can feel my sins being washed away by its goodness.

by Brother In Bacon December 17, 2009