burkland's definitions

Panda

its the greek god of vengence, either that or im a liar.

"The great panda will rule heavens skys and send down planes of fire and dispair from every cloud."

by burkland February 14, 2004

shadow

(Untested by me but....)
its the only thing at the moment that can travel at the speed of light.

that guy can eat at the speed of a shadow

by burkland February 15, 2004

bacon

when put between 2 slices of bread with some sauce, it becomes lifes greatest pleasures.
it can also cure hunger, and it can stop war - if they used it as a weapon.

"damn im hungry"
"dont worry, we are going to war soon"
"great! im off to buy some sauce"

by burkland February 14, 2004